There was an eccentric in San Francisco in 1859 who declared himself to be Emperor Norton. He was so loved many amused people let him live his fantasy. An amusing story. Look it up.
He announced that the Nation of Trash Island has a Death Penalty for all Immigrants and the Velveeta Voldemort responded by inviting him to a State Dinner at the White House.
You know that it isn’t a floating pile of this stuff like an island you can stand on. They’ve merely estimated the amount of floating stuff in the water and likened it unto an island to get more attention to it.
willispate almost 5 years ago
that screwball on TV is Emperor Esperanto?! he couldn’t navigate his way to the bathroom without an Atlas.
Watcher almost 5 years ago
Seems like Eddie is behind every disaster or in every disaster.
finkd almost 5 years ago
Those seagulls must be the Emperor’s Air Force.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
I’m pretty sure that the sh*t-storm is coming on so fast that staying disconnected for even a week might mean you never got caught up again. Ever.
Maybe I’ll go for TWO weeks…
Bilan almost 5 years ago
The worst part is that there is somebody stranger than Captain Eddie.
destry1970 almost 5 years ago
You know he just declared war on the U.S. And now he’s demanding aid and says Russia is his allie so we better pay up.
Pickled Pete almost 5 years ago
Doofus’s address yesterday A.M. contained some words I’d never heard before. . . Must have been in Esperanto…
c141starlifter almost 5 years ago
It sort of reminds you of someone who lives in DC????
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
And so persists the myth of Plastic Island.
David Henderson almost 5 years ago
The worse part is the US government is going to give him billions in aid paid for by the US tax payers.
DaBoogadie almost 5 years ago
Fastest growing country on the planet…by far.
khmo almost 5 years ago
At least he doesn’t have a do nothing Congress. Perhaps he’s on to something.
dot-the-I almost 5 years ago
Given the flag, the nation could have “The United” and "Six Pack " in its name.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Can’t we just recycle his island and give him witness protection in Hawaii with the Marcos’s?
Linguist almost 5 years ago
Another stable genius afloat on a sea of sickness!
Radish... almost 5 years ago
He will declare war on the US and then lose and collect all the help he can, like The Mouse that Roared.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago
As a certifiable vexillophile, I have to admire the design of the “flag” for this new nation — so apt! Move over, Nepal!
marilynnbyerly almost 5 years ago
There was an eccentric in San Francisco in 1859 who declared himself to be Emperor Norton. He was so loved many amused people let him live his fantasy. An amusing story. Look it up.
wndflower1 almost 5 years ago
what?? you mean there’s a WORST part in the news?? every day there are back to back “worst parts!”
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
We now have an unnecessary remote location to resume open air nuclear testing. The cable networks just love the videos and rabid debate.
Godfreydaniel almost 5 years ago
We want a Cap’n Eddie and Danae arc! (repeat ten million times until we finally GET the damn arc!)
BubbleTape Premium Member almost 5 years ago
he has nuclear wessles!
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Yes we don’t.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And his Empire continues to grow!
bakana almost 5 years ago
He announced that the Nation of Trash Island has a Death Penalty for all Immigrants and the Velveeta Voldemort responded by inviting him to a State Dinner at the White House.
nbwddd almost 5 years ago
You know that it isn’t a floating pile of this stuff like an island you can stand on. They’ve merely estimated the amount of floating stuff in the water and likened it unto an island to get more attention to it.