If you don’t mention your resolutions to anyone, no one will know if you break them. The one you face in the mirror each morning usually is critical enough as it is. Why push it?
(believes this cartoon could had been worthy of being considered a “timeless” cartoon if only its characters did not appear to have had certain coverings over their faces)
Funny. Yesterday I received an email from Firehouse Subs. Suggesting that it was time to give up on the New Year’s resolution and add double meat and bacon to a sub sandwich…
Actually psychotherapists do a lot of “resolution return” business this time of year. It’s OK. As long as your check clears and the only therapy you really need is a rent-a-friend, they will be glad to tell you that you are not a bad person because you lie to yourself annually. :)
eastern.woods.metal over 3 years ago
I’m too lazy to make resolutions
Concretionist over 3 years ago
How much does THAT cost? And how does the price compare with three bigger sets of pants and a longer belt?
(no, not THAT kind of belt)
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
My resolution is to not wait a year to make a resolution.
Bilan over 3 years ago
You don’t pay for New Years resolutions, but you end up paying for breaking them.
Aussie Down Under over 3 years ago
I never make a New Year’s resolution as I can’t see the sense in it. If you know what you need or want to do, just make the effort.
Superfrog over 3 years ago
So you can fool the children of the resolution.
eastern.woods.metal over 3 years ago
I can see Danae doing this and charging a fortune
Imagine over 3 years ago
Careful. This voids the guarantee.
WGillete over 3 years ago
I didn’t bother with resolutions. I went for “goals” – easier to set, and fewer recriminations when you forget them.
dot-the-I over 3 years ago
I remember when department stores that approached full service at least had a gift wrapping station. I miss that.
For a Just and Peaceful World over 3 years ago
Are there still department stores?
Random Nick Premium Member over 3 years ago
Several decades ago, I resolved not to make any more New Years resolutions again. It’s worked like a dream so far…
JamieLee Premium Member over 3 years ago
Once a made a resolution to be married in a year. I will never do that again.
mikeyman over 3 years ago
Make solutions and be done with it.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
If you don’t mention your resolutions to anyone, no one will know if you break them. The one you face in the mirror each morning usually is critical enough as it is. Why push it?
Linguist over 3 years ago
I’d resolved not to get upset or angry, or do anything that would raise my blood pressure. I was doing fine, until I watched the news on January 6th!
gammaguy over 3 years ago
I’m trying to organize a counter-resolution.
verticallychallenged Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’d like to return 2021… at least until Inauguration Day.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well there you go. The psychiatric service at Walmart. I think it is over there next to the Wedding isle.
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Do I look pixelated? I broke my resolution.
Mario500 over 3 years ago
(believes this cartoon could had been worthy of being considered a “timeless” cartoon if only its characters did not appear to have had certain coverings over their faces)
jimboklein over 3 years ago
Funny. Yesterday I received an email from Firehouse Subs. Suggesting that it was time to give up on the New Year’s resolution and add double meat and bacon to a sub sandwich…
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Actually psychotherapists do a lot of “resolution return” business this time of year. It’s OK. As long as your check clears and the only therapy you really need is a rent-a-friend, they will be glad to tell you that you are not a bad person because you lie to yourself annually. :)
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
He looks ready (fat and slow) to send to a Wiley Bear Full Service Kitchen.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 3 years ago
Diet is what you eat.
bakana over 3 years ago
I think we’ve gotten a preview of the Next Big Fad/Scam.