Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 29, 2022

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    sirbadger  over 2 years ago

    After a cruise ship fire, they offered a discount, so I went. The juggler was not allowed to use fire.

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    Wilde Bill  over 2 years ago

    “Where’s the chainsaw? Last quarter he juggled a chainsaw.”

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    in.amongst  over 2 years ago

    If he were blowing bubbles while juggling – that would be realistic addition to his division.

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    wallylm  over 2 years ago

    Should have relied on the classic but simpler Bullwinkle “Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of this hat” manoeuver.

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    braindead Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Fox “news” has an opening for him.

    Of course they did not air today’s hearing.

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    franki_g  over 2 years ago

    It that an elephant under Carl?A commentary about diverson tactics?

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    PoodleGroomer  over 2 years ago

    SEC rules and guidelines require this.

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    unfair.de  over 2 years ago

    Had he spent the time training his act for achieving his divisions dues instead then the results would have earned him more praise, probably.

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    LawrenceS  over 2 years ago

    I was designated king of diversion tactics in high school French. If class didn’t feel they were ready for a quiz they’d have me ask the teacher a question about World War I. He was history buff and the answer always took the whole class period.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Carl? I thought that was Dextre Tripp.

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    bbenoit  over 2 years ago

    Just drop the manchette, or the broad axe, on the head of the table. Problem solved.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshyt,” only goes so far.

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    DrDavy2000  over 2 years ago

    Jump the shark.

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    goboboyd  over 2 years ago

    More effective than PowerPoint. But still less popular than a tray of baked goods.

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    Alverant  over 2 years ago

    Better be careful or someone will get the axe.

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    monya_43  over 2 years ago

    Profits must have sunk like a lead balloon. Got to lay off more employees, so the CEO can keep getting his humongous salary.

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    Add a label in parentheses Congressional report on the status of the status

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    Will E. Makeit Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Come on, man…

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    There’s always the fire alarm. I’m just saying.

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    NWdryad  over 2 years ago

    He must’ve worked in the Trump administration.

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    drycurt  over 2 years ago

    I was at a weekly section meeting at work, where we each had to report progress on our projects. I had nothing good to report on mine, and some really bad news that affected others. When my turn came, I looked out the window and said “Wow! Will you look at that!” two thirds of the group turned and looked, so I started to leave the room, but I had to pass by my supervisor to get to the door. He said, “Nice try. Sit back down.” Half the group looked embarrassed, and the other half thought it was funny. I led my report with the worst of my news. I got the hoped for sympathy and even some volunteered assistance. Afterwards, my boss told me, “good tactic, but don’t ever try that again.”

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    Holden Awn  over 2 years ago

    Tune in again, folks, for ANOTHER EXCITING!!!! installment episode of JANUARY 6!! hearings. ……

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION—-

    “Who is better behaved?Danae or Donald Trump?

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    locake  over 2 years ago

    That is a fascinating juggling act, but I would not want to watch directly under it.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    ha ha ha

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    Holden Awn  over 2 years ago

    Desperate to improve the ratings for their “Jan 6 Hearings Extravaganza” Show, the Dems hired yet another ex network producer…

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 2 years ago

    Carl’s looking pretty jubilant – must be one helluva report!

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    RWill  over 2 years ago

    Weapons of Mass Distraction

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