Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 10, 2023

Number go up

What exactly are those indicators? The bones of your ancestors?

Where’s the Voodoo doctor? How can they have a summit without a subject matter expert on hand?

Why aren’t they wearing animal skins like Alley Oop’s?

I thought that crew used a Ouija board…

Bitcoin started at about $100 and is now at about $30,000. Not really too bad.

2063:Q. Remember cryptocurrency?A. Cryptowhat?

Even if a sucker is born every minute, there still aren’t enough suckers to make cryptocurrency successful.

Interesting. I think I see McNamara, Nixon and Kissinger on the far side of the table.

I am still trying to figure out a currency backed by nothing.

The end result of Bidenomics.

Are you saying that imaginary money, backed up and regulated by no one, is a fool’s idea?

looks like the current disney earnings report meeting.

Time to come up with a new ponzi scheme. This one has run its course.

WRONG! Every economist knows all market analysis is done using rooster sacrifices.

Bones.. no wonder they messed up so badly.

Has anyone marketed anything called “Ponzicoin” yet? (If you use that name, you gotta give me a percentage!)

A butterfly drawn to a candle.

Hasn’t everyone, and I mean absolutely everyone on this planet discovered that crypto currency is a scam? Unless you got in and out early, then it was a great money making opportunity.

I still think the whole thing’s a scam.

Yep.

The one guy looks like Nixon. Is this hell?

Needs a laughing zombie like in Tales from the Crypto

What readings are you getting from the animal entrails?

We do have some guys who started mining tiny bits of gold.

They should just start printing money like Emperor Norton did.

No one could ever explain it logically. That was a red flag.

Yep,back to Square One—of using ACTUAL money that you can see held in your hand.

Yes, the painting is on the wall.

My fearless prediction: BitCoin 2027 = Tulip 1637

10 years ago it was cloud-based file sharing. 6 years ago it was blockchain. 3 years ago it was cryptocurrency. Now it’s artificial intelligence. Just like busses, there’s always a new computer fad coming along. I’m just happy with my web browser, e-mail, word processor, and spreadsheets.

Looks like Nixon and Kissinger are members of the Board.

Using fossil fuels for light and heat?

CRYPTO, the latest pyramid scheme

“Back to basics”? Translation: more “Crypto” less “currency”. Sort of like substituting “some really cheap red metal” for “copper” in penny coins.

I’m TRYING TO SEE WHAT’S FUNNY HERE?? Wouldn’t it have been more APPROPRIATE if these Crypto Hawks were dressed in rags, in a dingy alley sitting on crates around a table that’s an old refrigerator box?? Willey, you’re LOSING IT!

I knew there was something wrong about cryptocurrency.

A starter of 10 points for stating the bleeding obvious.