Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 25, 2023

Flame broiled on site

You forgot the marshmallows.

You are going to need a longer lance.

Not right bright. Needs to figure out how to do that from the side.

He could fill an empty suit of armor with stuff he wants to cook.

His suit of armor is already filled with stuff the dragon’s gonna cook. One good, long fiery breath and he’s been braised.

And when he throws some very spoiled kids in there, we will have bratworst.

The dragon is doing all the work. Do they get paid?

The reason so many new businesses fail in the early years. Too many dragons.

That could be dragon down his business.

Everybody needs a side gig.

A cross over from Wizard of Id — Sir Rodney seeking out Henry in the cave?

probably would be better if he stood to the side a bit

That would be Sir Lancelot’s distant cousin Sir Roastalot.

“The Olde Food Cart”—some anachronism!

I wish we weren’t dragon sausages into this.

I think the knight’s name is Alaska.

So, who owns the Food Cart, the knight or the dragon?

Well, he could do that with a rotisserie and be Sir Lance-a-not.

The prequel to the famous Far Side cartoon.

I need a “Beware of the dragon” sign to put on our drive. :D

Char-broiled!

Could be in New England. Original tradition around here to make do with what y’got and keep going.

Just remember there is nothing more dangerous in the kingdom than a Dragon with a can opener. and those sausages are just some flavor packets.

This is why armor was made lighter over the years; too much heat from those dragons

Don’t sneeze, ya stupid dragon!

It seems like a low-overhead operation but armor has pretty high maintenace costs, especially at those temperatures.

Updating the “beware of” portion of this ’toon to something more current and topical:

The first mugshot of a former US president. Warning: the following content may be unsuitable for Republicans or other stupid people.

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It’s Sir Dibbler of Ankh-Morpork.

Sir Bratwurst, judging by his shield.

But don’t they have kind of a sulphury taste afterwards?

Gasp! It’s gets really hot in that armor…

He needs some protective gear that won’t get quite so hot quite so quick.

I hope the dragon is in on this. Otherwise it may roast more than those sausages.

Don’t let a princess get in the way of a promising business opportunity!

Seems like an awful lot of effort to go to for a small result; did he just forget his matches? And what possessed him to set up his cart outside a dragon’s lair??

Alas Sir Knight, what brat you to this?