Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 19, 2025

You wish

Is it right to also eliminate those of us that don’t hunt … even though we buy products and food from the people that destroy the habitats?

Better check to see what the Wiley Bears are up to.

Wiley Bears eat prophecies for breakfast…..

So … Nature will NOT be “red in tooth and claw”? The Conquerer Worm mocks all.

So, the AI bots will annihilate all the humans and spare the animals? Well, I suppose that’s just fair

That sounds like it may have been a plotline for a Twilight Zone episode.

Do we get a pass if we’re vegetarians?

“Who was born today, Patty?” “No one”. “No, I mean in history, before they ruined the water.” Firesign Theatre.

As a friendly reminder, don’t forget to turn back your clocks to 1936 Germany when you go to bed tonight.

We’re going to be the only species that ever drove ourselves to extinction, even though we see it coming.

How many of your prophecies have to come true before you are recognized as a prophet?

please do not blame the apex predator

Another asteroid is due and it’ll serve us right.

It was a long time ago but l don’t recall the dinosaurs trying to destroy the planet.

Yes, Lucy, that’s true. Much prophecy seems to be based on the views and intentions of the seer.

I actually hope it’s true. Humans do more damage than otherwise. Time to go.

Wishful thinking is pretty much the basis of a political movement, too. OF course Mexico will build the wall for us. It’s going to happen any day now. Just like the tooth fairy will leave money under my pillow for the tooth that’s been there since 1955. She’ll be by any day now.

how dare you, you plant murderer…rather cast the inedible parts of the vegetation to dry and build up and then wonder and complain when a fire erupts and takes out everything in its path with little to no threat of being extinguished cuz that would mean taking water away from plants that will cycle out and dry up and perpetuate your vaunted cycle?

And frankly… We deserve it!

I’ve been prparing for tomorrow by working on a song.

I haven’t gotten too far, just a few lines.

“Donny the Felon…was an evil greedy soul…” sung to the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”

Anyone with more talent who could help flesh this out?

Have you been unlucky enough to see the official photo of the Fuhrer? Wow. Talk about touching up a photo, where’s the Turkey Neck? And the pallor of his hide? They made him look 35 years old. Well, every thing about the Orange Felon is a fake, why would that be any different?

I did my part. I bought a cutting board made from bamboo. Now I can cut all the unsustainable stuff in peace.

I heard a comment once years ago that “Man will be his own extinction level event”. That has been stuck in my head ever since. Kind of like Caesar’s slave whispering “Memento Mori” into his ear.

It has been suggested that technological intelligence is a lethal trait for a species, and that is why we haven’t found any evidence of other intelligent life out there.