Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 09, 2020

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Spread out, people! Spread out!!!

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    boniface22  almost 5 years ago

    Very clever Mr Parisi, that’ s a good one.

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    Vilyehm  almost 5 years ago

    Did they all start the day with a bowl of Special 5K cereal?

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    If you forget one you have to start all over!

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t run errands. I plan raids. I try to get the highest “stores hit per mile driven” metric I can manage. It very often is planned on minimizing the number of left hand turns I have to make.

    Most of the shops we frequent are on the same strip. We drive out hitting all the stores on one side, cross the street and hit the rest of the shops coming back.

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    P51Strega  almost 5 years ago

    Is 5K the distance or the number of errands? (or both)

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    eddie6192  almost 5 years ago

    Look at those go-fers go.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Roll up your sleeves and buy more toilet paper.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Essential shopping in limited time period during lockdown, eh..

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    redback  almost 5 years ago

    and no face masks?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Oy….NO thanks!

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    70440758 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    LOVE the eyeballs in the pet carrier. That’s really funny.

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    Jeff0811  almost 5 years ago

    Yesterday I went for a drive, just to go for a drive. I didn’t have to be anywhere, not much traffic, was able to slow down for tailgaters, all in all it was kind of nice. Made the most out of a good spring day.

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    Rhonda Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I have been going on drives here in California so my car’s battery doesn’t go dead and so I can see the trees in bloom also on a certain street.

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    gammaguy  almost 5 years ago

    “The 5K errand run”

    Five thousand individuals all running errands at the same time? Seems to defeat the purpose of limiting gathering size.

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Now THERE’S a sport I’d like to see.

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