Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 19, 2022

Okay, if that’s what you wand.

Her spells are bad spells.

One toe of frog, some wool of bat, a tongue of dog, adder’s fork, blind worm, an eye of newt, ninja sloth’s claws, ….

yeah, too much slime

What’s cookin’ good lookin?

Which is potion?

With her misspellings, I bet she tries to turn a prince into a frog and instead he sprouts wings.

A witch who doesn’t know how to spell words right?

They need a spell checker.

Lol Spell Check!

Which witch is which?

Yes. She meant that it’s her fanciest spell, “which is a posh one”.

A spellchecker checks spells; a spelling checker checks spelling.

A spell check is how you pay for the potion. They don’t take plastic.

Spoiled children is a must have for such a “poshun”

Of course her spells are misspelled

No wonder the “Luv Poshun #Nene” didn’t work as advertised!

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch was watching which watch? ☺️

Maybe she lost the ancient recipe…I think she needs to add bees knees, canary lips, and two peas in a pod!

Spells require spelling!

Poshuns are not spells. I learned that by reading Harry Potter.

They need to use a spell checker

Dyslexic Witches Be Loco!

Her spell was just meant as a distraction. It’s a feinting spell.

Her spelling is probably why her spells don’t work.