Those glitter-covered greeting cards are nothing but “glitter bombs”. Sure, they look nice in the rack at the store. However, by the time they have been bounced around in the mail, what the addressee gets is a “glitter letter bomb” and they are digging it out of their carpet for months (while cursing your name).
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago
I love those glitter/stink bomb videos that target porch pirates.
jimmjonzz Premium Member about 2 months ago
You go to a party and one single individual has self-decorated with glitter.
A week later, you and everyone else who was at the party is still struggling to get rid of the sparkly stuff that followed.
A useful metaphor for the spread of a virus.
Gent about 2 months ago
Legend has it that even Ninja Sloth cannot gets rid of em.
Zykoic about 2 months ago
Still finding glitter from by 50th birthday card from 35 years ago.
ꜝ about 2 months ago
never looked at it close up
always thought it was tiny squares
Prawnclaw about 2 months ago
“Garry”?
backyardcowboy about 2 months ago
“Attack of the Glitter-azzi”
Doug K about 2 months ago
Don’t just blame Mariah Carey.
Chris about 2 months ago
glitter the movie, super close up. :J
dbrucepm about 2 months ago
I think if you have a grandchild or children you’ve got glitter showing up everywhere
daisypekin01 about 2 months ago
TRUTH!
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 2 months ago
And it provides built-in sequels, because dang, that stuff reappears forever.
zxcar1 about 2 months ago
Search: The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
The critics gave it five tiny, glittery stars.
KEA about 2 months ago
the sequel… “Sprinkles, The Movie”
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
Those glitter-covered greeting cards are nothing but “glitter bombs”. Sure, they look nice in the rack at the store. However, by the time they have been bounced around in the mail, what the addressee gets is a “glitter letter bomb” and they are digging it out of their carpet for months (while cursing your name).
jth about 2 months ago
Glitter: the devil’s confetti.
cracker65 about 2 months ago
Now that’s a real horror movie
Beowulf 406 Premium Member about 2 months ago
I admit my first thought was virus movie. This is funnier. You have to admit the similarity is remarkable.
hubbard3188 about 2 months ago
Glitter is ‘craft Herpes’
awgiedawgie Premium Member about 2 months ago
Based on a true story… Stories. Lots of stories.
waltermgm about 2 months ago
I bet it bombs.