Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 17, 2025

He’ll be working on the Petticoat Undress with them.

When did this happen? Was it six years ago? Eight? Somewhere around there.

…..and 7 beers ago.

Or is that score four?

Wooly Willy for President in 2028!

Abe’s younger brother, Phil always was a real ladies man.

What about the seven, years ago?

Honest Abe? I highly doubt it!

Father to son addicted to video games – “Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk three miles to school every day to get an education”. Son – “Dad, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was president of the United States”.

<insert ribald joke referencing ’Lincoln’s log’>

Happy birthday mister President…

Welcome to …. The Lincoln Tunnel of Love.

going to be a long night

Eh? Me no get.

A unibrow?

Way more than Fonzie ever got.

Abe: Babe magnet.

And several ladies ago…

“Can I take you all back to my Gettysburg address?”

Excuse me while I emancipate my proclamation of my love for you!

I think he was compensating with the tall hat.

Women love a man with a big long thick…hat!

This comic would wipe-out that burning question…so how was the play Mrs Lincoln?

LINCOLN WAS WRONG !

He said, “The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, . . .”

the ladies enjoy the lincoln log

This would drive Mary Todd crazy!

Too soon

The unibrow is so thick, you can’t even see Abe blinkin’.

Other than that, how was the play?

This is a week late.

I’m only here because my actual newspaper doesn’t print four days out of the week, and only the puzzles and not the comics get put in the other three.

Is this why Illinois is known as “Landin’ Lincoln”?

“They come runnin’ just as fast as they can

’Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man"

-ZZ Top

That would be Benjiman Franklin

Boooo! Hissss!

“Four score”

Or at least they’re trying to.