Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 12, 2023

Lucy must have a very hard head when you consider how many times that she has been hit in the head with a typewriter.

Snoopy doesn’t like puns

His dogma brought down karma on her!

Your Dogma is unsound.

My Karma ran over my Dogma

He knows how to aim that typewriter.

Bet Sparky set up this whole arc for that one pun.

Cats are even worse, they think they ARE God.

Good call, Snoopster…she’s not your type…hahaha (oops)!

Also, the angry cat next door is being TOO catmatic!

Huh? I thought really GOOD theologians are supposed to BE dogmatic?

And Lucy’s being too catty.

Yeah, I hate jokes like that, too.

I can’t seem to get enough of them, however.

Snoopy’s obviously an angry God theologian. He doesn’t do forgiveness very well.

What, Snoopy…the joke wasn’t punny enough for you?

my cats and dogs gave mr. schultz the blueprint for how a tummy SHOULD be shaped.

With some dogged determination he will learn to like it.

How dogmatic is he?

That’ll teach you not to use puns.

You’re just mad because her joke was better than anything you’ve ever written.

BONK !

That’s one advantage typewriters had over computers.

Low hanging fruit, right Snoopy

Kids get bonked on the head often in this comic world. Some phrenologist will have a field day.

Which is why Snoopy will never be a Dad.

Remember the story of Canine and Abel

Bad comment, Lucy.

Snoopy wanted to throw a lightning bolt, but he was fresh out

Who knew that Lucy was related to Henny Youngman?

Not big on punny jokes…………….that’s a good one.

Ouch!!

Ah, I commented on yesterday’s strip that Schulz was missing a “dogma” joke in this arc. . . and here it is!

Did a young Pastis ghost write this one?

It’s no accident that god spelled backwards is………………………………………..

Actually I think that pun’s brilliant.

And of course the cats are right…

LOL! :)

You’re being a bit ruff on her, Snoopy.

In 1976 everything was dogmatic…

Don’t mess with theologist, be it canine or otherwise. They are way sensitive.

I liked that joke!

If Lucy keeps acting like that, she’s going to get…type-cast.

Love the lengths that Schulz went to promote puntheology - his zeal logical, real logical, and so deep it’s geo-logical.

Love the lengths that Schulz went to profess his puntheology.

Love the lengths that Schulz went to profess his puntheology. (And I love qwerty humor! – ha!)