Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 01, 2016
Transcript:
Larry: Whuh for dinner, woomun? Mom Croc: Well, Larry, since you're unable to catch a zebra, we're having tofu. Larry: Tofu?! Dat huge insult to Larry manhood. Mom Croc; Eat your tofu, Larry. It's not like anyone is gonna see you. Larry: Me turn in man card right now. Croc 1: Hang on. Me take photo for eenstagram.
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Woomun could’ve at least tried to make it look like meat.
uksing921 almost 9 years ago
Da Crocs are back!
RO37 almost 9 years ago
Silly Americans/Crocs. Tofu isn’t a replacement for meat. That’s why you cook it wrong.
TheChief Premium Member almost 9 years ago
More crocs! They’ve been MIA far too long.
Egrayjames almost 9 years ago
Doesn’t Cosco sell pre-packaged Zebra meat in the frozen food section? She could have served him some of that…..anything but Tofu!
MickMaus almost 9 years ago
AWRIGHT!! Crocks on a Monday even helps me forget that the furnace died some time during the night. :-)
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
poor Larry
jerylkohjx348 almost 9 years ago
We gonna need that tofu cow again…
Joken' almost 9 years ago
Meat stays rotting in your digestive tract up to 78 hours, yum!
jessegooddoggy almost 9 years ago
A beautiful and unexpected snowfall yesterday, crocs today – this is promising to be a good week!
timrinaldo almost 9 years ago
Can’t get enough crocs – thanks Stephan!
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
I guess it hasn’t dawned on Patty that there’s a reason why no one ever says, “Mmmm, tofu!”
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
BTW, now that the crocoholics have been given a dose, let’s get back to the funny stuff. Puns and satire, please, Stephan!
Wichita1.0 almost 9 years ago
Zeeba!eyes Ees not only white meat! Only LOOK like tofu. Yum.
Scott S almost 9 years ago
Get GoPro! This sooo going on You Toob!
Shimmery Mermaid almost 9 years ago
… don’t eat the baby Red Panda! (named “Tofu”) noooooooo !!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/meet-tofu-the-baby-red-panda-and-cutest-little-nugget-on-earth_us_5603169ce4b08820d91b85bd
Number Three almost 9 years ago
It’s a shame the Croc family don’t have blinds or curtains at the window.
But I’m sure Larry will get his own back!
xxx
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
real men don’t eat quiche. no one said anything about tofu. then again. they weren’t talking about crocs
tazz555 almost 9 years ago
Larry is an idiot she should have said its Zebra jello
mail2jbl almost 9 years ago
I see Larry’s wife has taken a page from Andy Fox’s recipe book.
Charmboy almost 9 years ago
Stephan Pastis: REALLY REALLY KEEP DOING CROC STRIPS. WE SHOULDNOT HAVE TO WAIT MANY MONTHS BETWEEN THEM. THEY ARE ALWAYS HILARIOUS. YOU CAN ONLY HAVE SO MUCH RAT BEING SELFISH AND EGOTISTICAL (like so much Donald Trump wears out the welcome), SO THE CROCS ARE NECESSARY FOR REAL LAUGHS
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
I’m surprised that Larry Croc has a man-card to turn in!He must have found one that some guy had dropped….
Spiny Norman Premium Member almost 9 years ago
CROCS!!!!!