Or as Triumph would say, “This is a good strip, for me to Shih Tzu on.” Much appreciation for the hardworking censors out there. You do your job well and are good censors.
So the dog breeder’s coming home after a night of drinking. He asks his wife how his new dogs are doing. He says to his wife, “Did you think of a name for this new breed? I thought about it, but I couldn’t come up with anything good.” His wife snaps, “I don’t care, so long as you get them out of my house. Look at them! They broke out of the kennel and turned the living room into a total $#!& ZOO!” Breeder: “Thanks honey!” He staggers upstairs, writes it down, and misspells both words because he’s drunk. He wakes up hungover the next morning, sees his paper, and is too lazy to think of another name. And that’s how the shih tzu got its name.
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
Back off, censor guy, or we may have to whippet you.
juncarlo about 5 years ago
Hoho! The censor is the one with the head full of shih tzu.
B UTTONS about 5 years ago
When the censor is finished with the Shih Tzu, he’ll need to deal with the Finnish Spitz
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 5 years ago
Shih Tzu! God bless you!
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
Do Chinese people who are learning English get the joke?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 5 years ago
I wonder about the smell in that room .
enigmamz about 5 years ago
Maybe the Censor would like a large mushroom? What are those called again???
sirbadger about 5 years ago
I remember when Family Guy had to go and he kept seeing bumper stickers that reminded him of that. Things like “I love my Shih Tzu.”
SonicFan91 about 5 years ago
???
Mr Movie Trivia about 5 years ago
wouldn’t that be every room in the kennel?
blunebottle about 5 years ago
I’m sure you’ve heard this one before…what do you call a cross between a bulldog and a Shih Tzu?……..
jonnytest about 5 years ago
You realize that Shih Tzu jokes are probably older than Nancy Pelosi, right?
hariseldon59 about 5 years ago
At least they didn’t use the word for a female dog.
jackhammer165 about 5 years ago
If you go to an animal exhibition with only one dog breed, it might be a Shih Tzu!
Gent about 5 years ago
Rat wants to breed dogs so that they can chase away and kill all the cats who are his sworn enemies?
dadoctah about 5 years ago
I feed shiitake mushrooms to my shih tzu.
Jeff0811 about 5 years ago
Or as Triumph would say, “This is a good strip, for me to Shih Tzu on.” Much appreciation for the hardworking censors out there. You do your job well and are good censors.
Reader about 5 years ago
Nothing escapes that beagle-eyed censor.
Fred about 5 years ago
what kind of dog is in your wallet?
The Brooklyn Accent about 5 years ago
I’m surprised no one has mentioned Cockapoos, a breed apparently invented to sound dirty.
Arianne about 5 years ago
Next, the censor will redact the plans with his sharpei marker.
Masterskrain about 5 years ago
Rat is constantly hounded by CSC guy…
johndifool about 5 years ago
What do you get when you cross a Shih Tzu w/ its close relative the Lhasa Apso?
Lhasa Shih.
kunddog about 5 years ago
next it will be a geography class of cities in thailandPhuket
johnschutt about 5 years ago
It used to be that comics were funny. Now they, like the rest of our culture, are sinking to the lowest common denominator.
CYGNUS X1 about 5 years ago
Next will be discussing pigs foray into mushroom farming with a certain type of mushroom not fit for our Comic Strip Censor friend.
Ermine Notyours about 5 years ago
Next Rat will have a shelter for every kind of bird, including a titmouse. After that he will draw a map of every city in Austria.
redback about 5 years ago
is this cartoon shown in other languages?
Blot about 5 years ago
or……PEE- kanese
Corey Cohen about 5 years ago
No one expects The Comic Strip Censor!
jonesbeltone about 5 years ago
Again, where is the bat?
Charlie Tuba about 5 years ago
We have a Shih Tzu / poodle mix: a Shih poo. I think that name is redundant.
Znox11 about 5 years ago
I really don’t give a Pekinese…doesn’t have the same ring.
ChessPirate about 5 years ago
I wonder if Albert Pujols has a Shih Tzu…
rodjen1 about 5 years ago
Why would Shih-Tzu (pronounced SHEET-Zoo) be considered a bad word?
KEA about 5 years ago
Saw a marquee on a motel in the UP. “We are Pet Friendly – We Shih Tzu not.”
Lyons Group, Inc. about 5 years ago
Love the Comic Strip Censor. So shut, up the rest of you!
chris_weaver about 5 years ago
Just don’t bring up the cockapoos!
Daeder about 5 years ago
What, no rooms for mixed breeds? Where is my bull terrier shih tzu mix going to stay? Man, that is bull shiht!
quickdrawcui about 5 years ago
fantastic. how not to say a meanie word, change it into a dog name
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Boy, what a downer Comic Strip Censor Guy is! I bet he never had a dog when he was a lad. He has grown up bitter, uptight, and angry. Sad man….
phetus about 5 years ago
Um… hello? WWE fans anyone? John Cena brought this joke out at Wrestlemania 35, and it hasn’t even been a month since!
leopardglily over 1 year ago
So the dog breeder’s coming home after a night of drinking. He asks his wife how his new dogs are doing. He says to his wife, “Did you think of a name for this new breed? I thought about it, but I couldn’t come up with anything good.” His wife snaps, “I don’t care, so long as you get them out of my house. Look at them! They broke out of the kennel and turned the living room into a total $#!& ZOO!” Breeder: “Thanks honey!” He staggers upstairs, writes it down, and misspells both words because he’s drunk. He wakes up hungover the next morning, sees his paper, and is too lazy to think of another name. And that’s how the shih tzu got its name.