when you’re drunk you defiantly show the world that you’re totally fearless about waking up the next morning feeling like you spent the previous night hitting yourself in the head with a ballpeen hammer over and over again…
and proud of looking like the kind of fool that would do that, too…
Seriously, I NEVER have understood why some people who want to go out and have a good time in the evening, maybe get “lucky”, and score a date end up sitting at a bar and getting so slobbering, falling down snozzled that NO ONE wants to be within 10 feet of them. Then they wake up in the morning so sick that even their hair hurts! And that’s supposed to be fun?? Maybe the fact that I’m allergic to Beer, and HATE the taste of Alcohol has changed my point of view…
I can’t drink without getting SICK but bc alcohol is overly acceptable I ordered a beer to drink to glasses of ice water and left the beer sitting there. People think I’m CHEAP ordering water but it’s the only NORMAL drink I would think.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
Sounds more like kryptonite.
DennisinSeattle almost 5 years ago
Rat has joined AA.
B UTTONS almost 5 years ago
Sounds a lot like politicians running for an office and racking up huge debt.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
My super power is mediocrity. Not very exciting, but I do it very well !
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
when you’re drunk you defiantly show the world that you’re totally fearless about waking up the next morning feeling like you spent the previous night hitting yourself in the head with a ballpeen hammer over and over again…
and proud of looking like the kind of fool that would do that, too…
serithinflight almost 5 years ago
ask a glass of water what being drunk is like
Gent almost 5 years ago
Your charisma is never compelling anyways, Rat.
mjb515 almost 5 years ago
More likea thinking you Sauron with the One Ring, and you are really Gollum without it.
Masterskrain almost 5 years ago
Seriously, I NEVER have understood why some people who want to go out and have a good time in the evening, maybe get “lucky”, and score a date end up sitting at a bar and getting so slobbering, falling down snozzled that NO ONE wants to be within 10 feet of them. Then they wake up in the morning so sick that even their hair hurts! And that’s supposed to be fun?? Maybe the fact that I’m allergic to Beer, and HATE the taste of Alcohol has changed my point of view…
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Hiccup! Wha’d ya say?
Geophyzz almost 5 years ago
A cautionary “tail” from rat.
Egrayjames almost 5 years ago
Rats last comment….“and with a belly” should have been “and with a belly full of beer”. Oh yeah!
Ellis97 almost 5 years ago
Drinking ain’t in my future.
DaBoogadie almost 5 years ago
Been there, did that…28 years sober………..and counting.
GlenGoodwin almost 5 years ago
Guard duck backs defensive ratto
js almost 5 years ago
If you want to know what being drunk is like, ask a glass of water
Thomas R. Williams almost 5 years ago
“Down where the drunkards roll” Richard & Linda Thompson. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXdx1fwEKrw
Leojim almost 5 years ago
I’d say that pretty well sums it up perfectly!
Cornelius Noodleman almost 5 years ago
Sounds like my uncle.
sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Weed can do this too- or so I’ve heard !!!! lol
JLChi almost 5 years ago
When people ask me why I don’t drink, I say it’s because I’ve been around people who do.
Constantinepaleologos almost 5 years ago
So more like Endgame Thor.
BubbleTape Premium Member almost 5 years ago
are you saying its just projectile vomit and I can’t really shoot laser blasts out of my mouth? aw, man.
laurasohn11 almost 5 years ago
Because you had to be a big shot didn’t he you had to open up your mouth…
codedaddy almost 5 years ago
Merry Charismas
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
So much for Rat’s superpower fantasy….
krisannr.thompson about 4 years ago
I can’t drink without getting SICK but bc alcohol is overly acceptable I ordered a beer to drink to glasses of ice water and left the beer sitting there. People think I’m CHEAP ordering water but it’s the only NORMAL drink I would think.
Boxo croco says happy derby over 2 years ago
Moon knight