Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 06, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    I’m not shocked that Larry doesn’t know that Crocs are not made crocodiles. I am shocked that this the first he’s heard of Crocs, a company founded 18 years ago.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  almost 5 years ago

    pure perfection

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 5 years ago

    Crocs at last! YAY.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    At least Larry’s family isn’t moving because Larry thought his fellow crocodiles were being made into purses, but that’s alligator.

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    Kveldulf  almost 5 years ago

    For the first two panels I did not see a joke coming. Humans are horrible critters.

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    sirbadger  almost 5 years ago

    You can buy cowboy boots made from ostrich or crocodile skin.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Took me to the last half of the third panel. Because crocodile skin boots.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And let’s not get started on Hush Puppies.

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    JasonBall  almost 5 years ago

    Yay, the crocs! I love them so much. Great use of the current trend of making fun of crocs.

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    Not to worry. Zeeba neighbor doesn’t care much.

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    hawgowar  almost 5 years ago

    The new thing is python cowboy boots. Get rid of an invasive species and get a good looking boot at the same time.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Well, humans do kill crocs for their hides, ya know.

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    jel354  almost 5 years ago

    Larry is right for the wrong reasons, which is a step in the right direction for him.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Larry you are always good in a different way ! … Croc Power !

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    mjb515  almost 5 years ago

    Be like Pig Larry, he has learned to live with his family becoming pork products.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    It puzzles me how something so universally reviled and mocked has remained popular this long.

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    Masterskrain  almost 5 years ago

    YAY!!! CROCS!!! YAY!!! (And i DON’T mean those butt-ugly shoes, either!)

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That’s silly, Larry. We don’t kill you for shoes. We kill you for purses.

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    Subguy322  almost 5 years ago

    Stop killing ducks to make duck tape!!!

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    I recently just moved into a smaller apartment. Stupid rent raising.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Larry scared…..run Larry, run, see Larry run, see Larry run ….ER wiggle fast….

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    TheChief Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A rare but welcome appearance by the crocs! More please!

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    Minsky  almost 5 years ago

    Who’s going to tell his family that there ARE shoes made of.. well…

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    rugeirn  almost 5 years ago

    Here you go. Crocodile leather shoes. The page is in Italian. Larry, maybe you don’t want to move to Firenze. https://shop.calzoleriaharris.it/index.php/en/shop/offerta-cocco/mono-fibbia-in-pelle-di-coccodrillo-9195rsfm-detail

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    arenicejam  almost 5 years ago

    The Crocs are back! I’ve missed them.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Sheesh, first time in 2020 to finally see the crocs. Come on, Steph!

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    Mr. Spock  almost 5 years ago

    Finally, a Croc arc!

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I wonder wht Larry things about Lacoste

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    Blot  almost 5 years ago

    First of all, thank you Mr. Pastis for a “CROC” day! Don’t know what we croc fans did to deserve it, but keep them coming. Greatly in need of more!

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    alexius23  almost 5 years ago

    It has been much too long since the Croc family made an appearance!

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    They probably won’t be accepted till they learn to blend in, first by knowing our lingo.

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    CROCS!!!!!!!!!!

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    knight1192a  almost 5 years ago

    Does this mean a certain disgraced celebrity chef moved in next door?

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    Keno21  almost 5 years ago

    Crocs; the only possible way to make feet even uglier.

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    NWdryad  almost 5 years ago

    I’m also shocked that he has never heard that humans actually do make shoes out of crocodiles. And purses, and boots, etc.

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    kauri44  almost 5 years ago

    Didn’t Larry’s wife leave him? I wish we could have seen what caused the reconciliation.

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    magnus  almost 5 years ago

    Pastis must have found out that Brian Crane got free Crocs for doing some strips about them a few years ago.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Tastes like chicken.

    Would you like some gatorade with that, sir?

    Larry no fool!

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Love crocs, here and on my feet…not so much the real crocodile shoes tho.

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    Motormaniac  almost 5 years ago

    Crocs are tricky…. spelled like that, but it’s pronounced ‘dorks’.

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    Future Reuben Recipient  almost 5 years ago

    what about alligator bags?

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    LOAFY  almost 4 years ago

    I thought he was talking about crocodile skin boots and stuff…

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    VolatileVulture  almost 2 years ago

    If I had a million dollars, I’d buy you some Crocs (but not real Crocs, that’s cruel).

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