Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 02, 2020

Hope you’re prepared for November.

Every day has its pain .

The optimist says, “Tomorrow is another day!”

The pessimist says, “Tomorrow is another day.”

Oh no, Pig. No. That’s not the key to life. The key to life is hope. The key to life is a never give up attitude.

You have to admit, he is crushing it.

Anyone for team Pig?

The philosopher says there is no tomorrow, just like there is no yesterday.

You have to go through Sucky September first, Pig!

Tomorrow is Yesterday (Star Trek episode)

Keep your expectations low and never be disappointed. :-)

Plan your work and work your plan …. Pig has a plan …. Croc Power !

One Day at a Time!

Que Sera, Whatever Will Be Will Be" “The Future’s Not Ours You See ,Que Sera” ! as the song goes!

Yesterday, All my Troubles seemed So Far Away, …

This is not who pig is.

Not for me. October will be a lovely month. I’ll either be part-time or fully retired. Either way, I won’t be working full-time anymore!

Or: Smile! Tomorrow will be worse

The beauty of being a pessimist is that all your surprises are pleasant ones.

Same joke every day for weeks now. Pastis is in a rut.

This would work as a Cartoon Network Show.

PIG has been over the edge for some time now.

Guard Duck says today’s the caca

anybody else just hear the musical-vocal intro from the old MADtv sketch ’Lowered Expectations"? Because that popped into my head like Pavlovian

I always say: Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday … and Now you know why!

What’s crappy about October? The sweltering summer heat is gone and the bitter winter cold isn’t here yet.

Whatever gets you through.

Not what I had in mind when I said I wanted the happy version of Pig back.

I’ve always held the view that every day above ground is a good one. Some are just better then others.

Good idea. I always say, “Hope lifts us up — so we can make a bigger SPLAT! when we come crashing down.”

Pig’s been doing Uppers. Or maybe too much coffee. When he crashes, he’ll realize the Present is the real Crusher [n.b. not a reference to Reggie Lisowski].

I think he can safely throw a good portion of 2021 into that category, as well!

Attitudes are chosen. “Don’t worry, be happy!” Some would say, “That guy is an idiot.” What I am is experienced, I have survived worse than this and will still be here when this is gone.

HEY PORKY, do not spoil my Hump Day!

The pessimist says “We’re in a long, dark, tunnel!” The optimist says, “Hey! I see light at the end!” The realist says, “If you’re seeing light, great. But, right now, we’re still in the tunnel.”

Keep your expectations low and you will always meet them.

I see you coming, crappy January.

When life hands you lemons, hurl them at Rat as sour grenades!

An optimist says a day is half-good. A pessimist says a day is half-bad. An engineer says the day is 12 hours too long for somebody.

The current buzz phrase is “radical acceptance.”

Something tells me there will be no Sober October this year.

Pumpkin Spice Lattes and Apple Cider for the anarchists – think that would help?

What would we ever do without Pig!? PIG RULES!

LMAO

This should be depressing, but somehow it’s hilarious

An optimist thinks the glass is half full

A pessimist thinks the glass is half empty

I think the glass shattered on the floor in 100 pieces.

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‘When things look their blackest, I say to myself “Cheer up! Things could get worse.” And sure enough, things get worse.’