Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    If Rat’s way is easier, why is he asking for advice from Wise Ass?

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    Today’s background music: “What’s So Funny About Peace, Love, and Understanding” by Elvis Costello.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    What do you do with drivers that swear at you after they cut you off?

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    I am so looking forward to all cars being self-driving.

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    Ryan B Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Rat deserves a push down the hill.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 2 years ago

    Does the wise ass ever come down from the hill, like to use the toilet?

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    B UTTONS  over 2 years ago

    Rat, you punched-out another of the Great-Wise-Ass’s Uber Eats driver.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    wise ass, meet dumb ass

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    nicka93  over 2 years ago

    Wave and smile, the natural stress will kill them quicker than anything you could do.

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    lavender headgear  over 2 years ago

    How come the ones who say “we’re all in this together” usually aren’t in it with us?

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Rat, the other guy might punch you back!

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    rshive  over 2 years ago

    We may be all in this together. But we’re all supposed to be behind Rat and not cut him off.

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    Zeno2099  over 2 years ago

    As usual, thank you for trying to be a voice of sanity, Pastis.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That’s not what Rat wanted to hear. What a snowflake

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    or … so you’re saying that they should know how I feel … that they should understand that they are only getting what they deserve.

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    That donkey was actually being helpful?

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    tripwire45  over 2 years ago

    Believe in understanding but realize that everyone on the road is an idiot except you.

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    i understand that other drivers have their own troubles and problems and worries and heartaches that are weighing on them. i also understand that the world’d be a helluva lot better place if they’d just get the heck off the road…

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    rugeirn  over 2 years ago

    Easier – until you find out the hard way that the other guy can punch back and he just might be eay be way better at it than you.

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    The Wise A$$ on the hill is about to get punched.

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    jel354  over 2 years ago

    Bring back Danny Donkey.

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    Why’d Rat even ask if he wasn’t gonna bother listening?

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    RAT will never listen to the wise ass on the hill… nor anyone else….he’s gonna keep doing what he usually does….

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    bunrabbit99  over 2 years ago

    but the fears, setbacks, injuries & heartbreaks of others aren’t as important as mine!

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    CaveCat87  over 2 years ago

    You asked the question, Rat, and you got the answer.

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    SusieB  over 2 years ago

    A lot of very rude impatient drivers out there.

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    bagholder5150  over 2 years ago

    What’s so funny about peace, love, and understanding ?

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    While your words exude wisdom, they have become “Pearls Before Swine” in this period of our History and I am not sure that we can ever really go back to civility. I hope and pray that I am wrong…..

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    PoodleGroomer  over 2 years ago

    People here are using guns instead of punching so they don’t hurt their hands.

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    Dobby53 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And THIS is why I take The Road Less Traveled…..

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I need to remember the fourth panel.

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    Shitbox Dodge  over 2 years ago

    The only acceptable reason to punch another driver is when they toss trash out the window.

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    Eric S   over 2 years ago

    I want feet so strong that I can stand at a 55° angle like rat

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    Kev_a_Swing_Dancer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The Monkees – For Pete’s Sake (Love is Understanding) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ae_ujlfmkA

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    beady.el  over 2 years ago

    …he also believes in retirement.

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Somewhere there is a man who rear-ended the car of a young lady who was all of 90 pounds. He tried to drive away in a hit-and-run attempt. Imagine his surprise when this young lady dragged him out of his car and called the police on him to file a report. If I could go back, I would do it again.

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  over 2 years ago

    There was a car company that made a targeting camera system in the car. You could line up and pretend to strafe the car in front of you with machine gun fire, or launch heat seeking missiles at them. It was very popular at trade shows – but never made it to mass production. The fear was it would distract the driver and cause accidents.

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    craig1973  over 2 years ago

    Smile and blow them a kiss.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Do, please, do retire, Wise Ass! You have outstayed your welcome, outgrown your usefulness. Be gone! Toodles!

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