According to the Supreme Court’s 2010 Citizens United v. FEC decision, there’s no legal distinction between corporations and actual human beings. In addition to that whopper, the decision also held that free spending was indistinguishable from free speech.
I can understand “refilling the tank” if the tank was almost full when you got the car to borrow it and getting close to empty when you are ready to return it, but if it’s just for a short time and distance (and not much gas is used) …
Maybe Rat, Inc. should meet really angry Goat, Inc. and learn that Rat, Inc.’s anger and aggression is NOTHING COMPARED TO TICKING OFF SOMEONE BY BORROWING THEIR CAR AND NOT REFILLING THE TANK!!!!
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
Rat knows what are his fiduciary responsibilities.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 years ago
And that’s what all corporations do.
BasilBruce about 2 years ago
I don’t believe that Rat has shareholders, because he never shares anything.
sirbadger about 2 years ago
Did Rat use a do-it-yourself incorporation kit?
Bilan about 2 years ago
You know something’s wrong when shareholders can sue a company for doing something other than what’s in their own best interest.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago
According to the Supreme Court’s 2010 Citizens United v. FEC decision, there’s no legal distinction between corporations and actual human beings. In addition to that whopper, the decision also held that free spending was indistinguishable from free speech.
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
what kind of car would Goat have? I would picture him in an electric car, hence , no gas at all!
salakfarm Premium Member about 2 years ago
Well, Rat is a rat, after all. He’s bound to do well in the corporate world, or maybe politics.
Gent about 2 years ago
Rat will be the first one leaving ship if Rat Inc. sinks.
B UTTONS about 2 years ago
Rat is a conscientious objector to supporting oil, solar, and electric companies.
franki_g about 2 years ago
Acquaintances of Rat can refuse to loan cars or anything else to Rat after seeing how he operates.Cannot be said for citizens and corporations.
Cornelius Noodleman about 2 years ago
How did Rat get a hold of your keys Goat?
iggyman about 2 years ago
Goat should know Rat by now!
iggyman about 2 years ago
He is like my brother, borrowed the car and it ran out of gas. His excuse " I did not know what kind of gas you use"!
Doug K about 2 years ago
I can understand “refilling the tank” if the tank was almost full when you got the car to borrow it and getting close to empty when you are ready to return it, but if it’s just for a short time and distance (and not much gas is used) …
Troglodyte about 2 years ago
With Rat around, tankfulness isn’t even a possibility. :D
Procat Premium Member about 2 years ago
Rat could be Zuckerberg
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 2 years ago
“It’s an electric”
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
Rat doesn’t do shareholders. He just likes to steal things.
Ignatz Premium Member about 2 years ago
It’s obviously a very healthy system when companies decide that customers don’t matter.
Display about 2 years ago
How can you tell that Monopoly is a game that somebody completely made up?
Because in the game the rich too have to pay taxes and can end up in jail.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Rats a taker….
mfrasca about 2 years ago
Internalize profits and externalize costs.
txmystic about 2 years ago
That phrase sounds just as ridiculous in analyst meetings…
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom about 2 years ago
That’s why they call him Rat.
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
Because California gas is some of the most expensive in the country and literally no one wants to pay for it.
JohnHarry Premium Member about 2 years ago
Enuff Rat – we want Crocs
JoeMartinFan Premium Member about 2 years ago
Rat, Inc. – that could be the nickname for so many corporations!
schaefer jim about 2 years ago
Funny!
Call me Ishmael about 2 years ago
“corporations are rats”. The truest supreme court decision of them all!
gmadoll789 Premium Member about 2 years ago
It might better for the law to stipulate the long term interests. Screwing people over is NOT good for a business.
knight1192a about 2 years ago
Maybe Rat, Inc. should meet really angry Goat, Inc. and learn that Rat, Inc.’s anger and aggression is NOTHING COMPARED TO TICKING OFF SOMEONE BY BORROWING THEIR CAR AND NOT REFILLING THE TANK!!!!
Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Rat: I saw a potential timeshare loophole regarding vehicles and seized the moment!
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Rat Inc. is going bankrupt, and no one cares….