In high school, people kept asking “Is that book any good?” when I was reading. I replied “No, but I’m a miserable sinner and must make up for my sins by reading this book forever. Or until I reach the end. Whichever comes first.”
We used to play “buzzword BINGO” at work. The card was filled with phrases such as “Synergy”, “Think Outside the Box”, “Bandwidth”, etc. Play these at staff meetings..
Reminds me of walmart bingo: poopy diaper in parking lot; dude with 3 teeth; kid with dirty t-shirt tuned inside out; woman 4 feet wide inthe beam on a scooter 12 inches wide…
Thank you Stephan, I thought you have given up, or had someone else write/draw for a while, or were phoning them in – but lo and behold a really great one, Bravo bravissimo…
Reminds me of working register during a cold snap and having at least three brain-dead old men stromp up and go “COLD ENOUGH FOR YA!”. The mindless things people do for recreation when their heads don’t work so well anymore…
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
At least Rat has a reason to meet new people.
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
How often is one unlucky enough to meet an accordion player?
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Could be an interesting game!
DennisinSeattle over 1 year ago
Lucky Rat!
leopardglily over 1 year ago
Smokes? Rat, you smoke. Don’t be a hypocrite, that’s even worse.
Katsuro Premium Member over 1 year ago
In high school, people kept asking “Is that book any good?” when I was reading. I replied “No, but I’m a miserable sinner and must make up for my sins by reading this book forever. Or until I reach the end. Whichever comes first.”
David_the_CAD over 1 year ago
And with only 1 person.
Then again that 1 person can possibly cover the card.
Sanspareil over 1 year ago
Rat plays the American idiot game, he is quite brave!
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
My brother does most of those things, I do the rest.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Someone playing a similar game of bingo with a similar bingo card could probably pretty easily get a bingo from Rat.
c001 over 1 year ago
I like “cyclist”. Don’t let “One f Jef” see it.
DiminishedFirst over 1 year ago
He’s missing a square for annoying rodent.
cageeey over 1 year ago
“Unless of course it’s Myron Floren music…” from the album “A Child’s Garden of Grass”.
Kurtass Premium Member over 1 year ago
You forgot, slapping the bar.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
lmao
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Wears sunglasses indoors should add “at night” and there should be a place for “Farts, including silent church sneakers”
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
Uh oh, I frequently whistle
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
I could care less about most of those traits. Most, not all.
YippiKiAyMofo over 1 year ago
Cyclist. LOL
Reader over 1 year ago
Annoying Rat Game: Hits people with bats; Mean; Polarized; Judgmental; Doesn’t like puns; ….
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
I think Rat might fit some of those options just fine.
jimboklein over 1 year ago
We used to play “buzzword BINGO” at work. The card was filled with phrases such as “Synergy”, “Think Outside the Box”, “Bandwidth”, etc. Play these at staff meetings..
SusieB over 1 year ago
Should also have blows nose in public.Far worse than a cyclist
uniquename over 1 year ago
Five right in a row. Lucky find, Rat!
HOTLOTUS1 over 1 year ago
bingo on 1 guy. cool. shocked some of the others weren’t circled
petermerck over 1 year ago
Shouldn’t cyclist be a free space?
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
My grandfather, from Italy, played the accordion‼️
Those are the most fondness memories I have of him ‼️
Gent over 1 year ago
Me just knews cyclist would be there somewhere on that list.
hollyd58 over 1 year ago
Jason Webley – none better
Masterskrain over 1 year ago
Rat’s just telling it like it is…
mindjob over 1 year ago
I wear sunglasses because I’m afraid of getting cataracts, but don’t think it helps
bucker39 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Reminds me of walmart bingo: poopy diaper in parking lot; dude with 3 teeth; kid with dirty t-shirt tuned inside out; woman 4 feet wide inthe beam on a scooter 12 inches wide…
markkahler52 over 1 year ago
Also forgotten: “Passes Gas!” :)
larslarson over 1 year ago
If you were my Norwegian mother who loved Lawrence Welk and got to see Myron Floren in action doing his thang.
phredturner over 1 year ago
forgot " —takes “service” dog into grocery store
patrickab7 over 1 year ago
Go for the coverall!
T... over 1 year ago
Thank you Stephan, I thought you have given up, or had someone else write/draw for a while, or were phoning them in – but lo and behold a really great one, Bravo bravissimo…
dlaemmerhirt999 over 1 year ago
You forgot the ENTIRE BOTTOM ROW: brings up politics for no reason. Instabingo!
pearlyqim over 1 year ago
I like this game! :-)
Eric S over 1 year ago
you forgot Leg Shaker
flibbons over 1 year ago
Feel like on phone should be marked. If not, I want to eat in that cafe.
vars35 over 1 year ago
No one mentioned Wisconsin especially during October Fest. Polka On!
The Waffles are my friends over 1 year ago
As if Rat doesn’t smoke.
Jabroniville Premium Member over 1 year ago
Reminds me of working register during a cold snap and having at least three brain-dead old men stromp up and go “COLD ENOUGH FOR YA!”. The mindless things people do for recreation when their heads don’t work so well anymore…
bigcatbusiness over 1 year ago
I’d get Bingo all the time with my neighbor.
knight1192a over 1 year ago
I see quite a few that apply to Rat on that board.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
Like Barney’s bingo game from an episode of ‘How I Met Your Mother’, Rat is the only playing this game.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
The Annoying Guy Bingo Game is a true winner, Rat! I’d play it anytime!
jtrevor99 over 1 year ago
“Sits next to me in an otherwise empty restaurant and plays their phone at max volume while I’m trying to read” wouldn’t fit, I suppose.
Moof over 1 year ago
As a cyclist, can confirm.
brian_mcglothlin over 1 year ago
You missed “Plays videos/games on phone with speaker volume up”