Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 03, 2025

I think Pig’s is more like a skateboard with a wheel missing.

Pig’s car sounds like a Pinto.

Pig is a poet and doesn’t even know it.

I hear you, Pig.

Corvair…..

If there weren’t already a comic called “Depression Comics” that would be the perfect name for PBS.

When you have a lot of money, you get a lot of "needy "friends!

No glass half full for Pig ;(

Pig nice to see you are still taking your Debbie Downer Pills …

Feels like the timing chain is off on mine.

But did you get a good deal on car insurance?

Oh, dear, Pig. We love you.

Awwww, Pig needs a hug. Someone hug him before I do!

Mine needs lane-assist.

Don’t wanna talk to Bob.

Pig, I think you need to get a new car.

……………and it’s out of gas! Better get a fill-up soon, Trump’s tariffs are going to boost the price.

How does one afford to do whatever they want, whenever they want?

Poor Pig—Unsafe at any speed!

Pig is always Mr. Sunshine!

If my life is a car, it is a Reliant Robin. If you are English and have seen one, you will be grinning in agreement. If you ever owned a Robin, my commiserations and I hope you were not too severely wounded whenever it rolled over.

Alternative choice, East German Trabant. Body may be rust proof and it was unlikely to roll over, but the tiny, under-powered two-stroke engine guzzled gas like a muscle car and left a cloud of blue smoke behind. At least it had the virtue of almost never running.

Pig’s car is a Yugo…

…And the check engine light won’t go off…

Today’s “F Minus” has the perfect solution.