Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 18, 2025

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    BasilBruce  about 11 hours ago

    He forgot to bring the duct tape.

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    carlsonbob  about 11 hours ago

    I guess he doesn’t have the parts in the van to make Pig a girlfriend.

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    Bilan  about 10 hours ago

    He’s got the superglue to fix the broken heart, but the HHS would frown on that.

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    Captain Colorado  about 10 hours ago

    He can fix anything except a broken heart and the crack of dawn.

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    Ichner  about 9 hours ago

    Rebuttal: James Taylor’s 1977 song, “Handy Man”.

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    Farside99  about 9 hours ago

    Well, a man’s gotta know his limitations….

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    SNVBD  about 8 hours ago

    I expected Phil giving Pig a hug in the third panel and then in the fourth panel Pig saying something like “this guy can really fix anything”

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    iggyman  about 8 hours ago

    “I can fix broken hearts, I’m your Handy Man” James Taylor! Great song!

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    minty_Joe  about 7 hours ago

    “How Can You Mend A Broken Heart” by The Bee Gees.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 7 hours ago

    Beer. It may not work, but many are trying it.

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    unfair.de  about 6 hours ago

    It should’ve been „No,“ on that „Can I help you?“ Phil needs no help.

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    markyakes Premium Member about 6 hours ago

    My fix-it guy called, I asked him if he could fix Western Civilisation. He said he’d get back to me…

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    Croc Holliday  about 5 hours ago

    I’ve been living on the edge of a broken heart

    Vixen, 1988

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    restcure  about 5 hours ago

    Pig shoulda gone to Mark Lindsay. I hear he was the original handyman.

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    Ellis97  about 5 hours ago

    I think he can only fix the things that are literally broken. Not the things that are broken metaphorically.

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    Croc Holliday  about 5 hours ago

    Does Phil have an eye candy assistant like Heidi from Home Improvement? She could make Pig forget all his problems.

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    Old Tarf  about 5 hours ago

    Speaking of , the latest Covid booster is available. Going into my GPs to get it this morning. Kennedy’s HHS won’t advertise it.

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    jessegooddoggy  about 4 hours ago

    WHERE ARE THE CROCS?

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 4 hours ago

    What becomes of the broken-hearted, Who had love that’s now departed?

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    kjnrun  about 4 hours ago

    This is so sweet.

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    Heelboy 12  about 4 hours ago

    Is this what happened to Phil from “Luann” after she kissed him and then ran off totally mortified???

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    Goat from PBS  about 4 hours ago

    Awwww, poor Pig. Someone should give him a hug.

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    mrsdonaldson  about 3 hours ago

    If your broken heart should need repair, then I am the man to see. I’ll whisper sweet things to tell all your friends. They’ll come running to meeeeee.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 3 hours ago

    Girl-rilla glue should do the trick.

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    ladykat Premium Member about 3 hours ago

    Yes, they do.

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    DaBump Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    [singing] “Only love can break a heart! Only love can mend it again!” So true. I know from experience.

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    ncorgbl  about 2 hours ago

    Quick! Send Phil and his team to the White House!

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    KEA  about 1 hour ago

    Pig needs Jimmy Jones, or even better James Taylor

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    AtariDragon  about 1 hour ago

    I love the way motion is expressed in the first 3 panels. The hill behind Phil is slowly sinking.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 1 hour ago

    The wrong person to fix a broken heart.

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    bunrabbit99  40 minutes ago

    someone broke my country. can he fix that?

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