Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 04, 2019

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    Averagemoe  over 5 years ago

    I didn’t know I’d have to eat my words.

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    Corwin Haught Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I wonder if Dana will keep to that.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    I wonder what condiments Marigold dislikes with her h— … dried grass.

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    Monster Hesh  over 5 years ago

    Marigold said the word three times and nothing happened. Maybe there’s a brief reset period. Because it doesn’t make sense to require a non-hay-consuming third party to call your order.

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    codycab  over 5 years ago

    What? No fries?

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 5 years ago

    Odd. I’ve never wanted to greet a person by shouting “Cheeseburger and fries” before.

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    Yngvar Følling  over 5 years ago

    What’s the rate for a Unicorn Prime subscription?

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    Cookies!

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Hey, you!!!

    Baaa!

    where did that sheep come from?

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    Q4horse  over 5 years ago

    Whose account gets billed for this?

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  over 5 years ago

    ICE CREAM SUNDAE WITH HOT CARAMEL AND COOKIE CRUMBLES!! Hey! it didn’t work…oops!

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 5 years ago

    With suitcases full of hundred-dollar bills!

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    Ermine Notyours  over 5 years ago

    One of my teachers got tired of all the students greeting each other with “Hey”, so he started saying “Hay is for horses.”

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    asrialfeeple  over 5 years ago

    They like sriracha sauce? “Some” people spit fire just by tasting a little bit. The delivery seems to know when there is still hay present. I wonder if you can also have other things delivered.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Its a whinny-whinny !

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    craigwestlake  over 5 years ago

    This is why there are no unicorn politicians. Can you imagine the scene at a large rally with all the crowd yelling “Bulls*it!”…

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    sjsczurek  over 5 years ago

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    Hmmm……. remember that song on the radio, back in the ’70s?“

    He-ey he-ey he—-ey. Hey-ee-a-ayy. Hey-ee-ay-ay. Heyyy-ay.

    All they said in the song was “hey.”

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    Aerotendo  over 5 years ago

    I wonder where the magical hay is coming from? I sure hope it doesn’t get over-used like MoviePass was after they lowered their prices! (I wonder if Unicorns get charged for deliveries?)

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    poopsypoo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Bad English!!! It’s not had been meaning! It’s just been meaning…drop the had!!!!

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    poopsypoo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Ok, that comment was wrong too!!! It’s have been! I’m stupid sometimes…& I guess you think so too!!!

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