Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 02, 2024

I still think the way Phoebe says “hafta” and “prolly” is cute.

“The point is on my horn, Phoebe. You should know this by now.”

You’re holding it wrong. It’s an infinity ball.

Marigold is having a ball. How’s that for a point?

There’s probably a magic H8 ball somewhere full of personal insults towards its user.

Your logic is impeccable like always Marigold!

We all had that toy way back!

Unique Orns ALWAYS have a point.

Phoebe and Marigold are talking balls.

Marigold is going to spend the rest of the week arguing if the Magic 8 Ball is magic.

Crystal ball. It does tell the future, right?

And then there’s the Magic 4-Ball. No matter what you ask it, its answers are almost always half right!

(yes, that’s my profile pic)

The Magic 8-Ball gave me better direction in my life than my old high school counselor ever did!

“Did we have a point we should be getting back to?”

“Outlook not so good.”

Watch out, you two. You don’t want to be behind that thing.

There are 14 other numbered balls and one unnumbered white one but none of them are magic so they have been buried in the backyard.

Well… it does have an 8 on it, after all…

No. Conversation over.

Why Marigold has it? Perhaps she wants to know something using that cursed item?

There was a guy at work that people called Uniball. He’d been treated for a type of male cancer

I looked up why they chose an eight ball of all things for the purpose. One theory is that a Three Stooges short inspired it. In any case, Brunswick Billiards made the proposition when a standard crystal ball appearance bombed.