Pickles by Brian Crane for June 18, 2018

you asked, Earl, you received

They’re expecting you soon.

I get those along with old folks’ homes advertisements. Then there was the headstone company. Do they know something I don’t?

Who gets to open the mail that comes to the cemetary marked “occupant”?

I don’t know… AARP at 45 seemed a bit early…

Why is Rosco smiling?

We’re avoiding all of that. We both donated our bodies to the Medical Board. They come get you, and when they’re finished they return the ashes to the family. No cost, and you do some good at the same time.

You know you’re old when the “You may have won” mail is for a cremation.

Because people are dying to get into cemeteries!

AARP is the worst

“How come” is not a word.

It’s either that or Hearing aid ads

I’m gonna opt for being composted.

When I lived in God’s Waiting Room ( Florida ) I would frequently be assailed with crematorium circulars, death insurance schemes, and cemetery plot salesmen.

My answer to the latter was that I’d purchased my piece of final resting realty when I was in college, because I’d always believed in the adage " Get a lot while you’re young ! "

Gotta Love it!

I feel for ya Earl ! With me it’s the hearing aid people !

Yep, it’s hearing aids here.