Pickles by Brian Crane for February 14, 2025

If only …

Jumps better too. I went a year without jumping and when I jumped, I was surprised at how bad I was. It was as if I had Velcro on the bottom of my shoes.

Yeah—those Velcro shoes suck!

Don’t!

Tongue baths, however, were always out of the scenario.

similar cattitude and hissposition

⁽ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵉᵐᵖᵗᵃᵗᶥᵒⁿ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵃʳᵉ ʰᵉʳ ʷᶥᵗʰ ᵃ ᶠᵉᵐᵃˡᵉ ᵈᵒᵍ ᶥˢ ᵃˡᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵒᵛᵉʳʷʰᵉˡᵐᶥⁿᵍ ⁾

Where are Opal’s Bunny Slippers ?

And a lot better lookin’ !

oh, yeah. Those days of leaping up and running around are looooong gone!

The average life expectancy for women in the United States is 79 years. Average for cats is 15. No wonder they sleep as much as they do. They have to cram 79 years of sleeping into 15.

Nelson, don’t dare your grandmother to wash her bottom in front of us. Please and thank you.

Bad visual for a Valentine’s Day

When Opal stretches, Nelson asks “Who’s eating Rice Krispies?”

Cats are pretty limber!

Maybe in her day…

“Muffin is also a lot stretchier than you, Nelson.”

Cats are almost always stretchier than people. Happy Valentine’s Day!

They say pet owners often start to look like their pet(s), I have dogs and cats…does that mean I’ll be ‘two faced!?” hahaha…I hope not!!

Muffin isn’t Roscoe, but still a good gag today.

Yep, if Opal could do what Muffin is doing, Earl would be throwing Nelson out of the house, muy pronto! Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more…know what I mean?

touché

Fetch me a glass of water, would ya?

Our old kitty (RIP) got quite inflexible in the last year or so of her life. Which always seemed to surprise her.

Let’s hope, Nelson! LOL