Pickles by Brian Crane for March 11, 2025

Her husband is never home which makes me wonder if one of them is gay.

Another comics coincidence. Lockhorns has a lost glasses arc going.

Them as matters, don’t mind. Them as minds, don’t matter.

can’t believe Opal allowed him out like that

Be nice, you need those parents as babysitters.

When I am at home, I don’t pay any attention to fashion. I dressed as a cowboy when I went to the VA clinic last month. I wore boots and a hat I bought at boot barn. But, my other clothes, I bought at Drysdale’s Western Wear before it was bought by Boot Barn. One thing Boot Barn doesn’t have is toys. I am a Professional Bull Riders (PBR) fan. I bought PBR toys at Drysdale’s. I had even bought Wrangler Jeans with the PBR logo on them at Drysdale’s.

But people will suspect his hearing is affected somehow, because he looks batty.

Can’t say the same for his sense of common.

I never was a fashion plate, Sylvia!

It’s good to have backups, Earl!

Earl seems more hefty today than he usually is …

and he seems to be wearing his pants up higher than normal.

OUCH.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who cares about fashion? The most idiotic concept ever! Wear what ever you want!

fashion is in the eye of the beholder. since I don’t have to behold myself ask me if I care.

Go visit The Lockhorns, maybe they can help.

I hope you find your glasses soon, Earl!

You see he can’t see, that could explain the lack of fashion.

The 70s Sears Fashion Catalog lives on.

Well, don’t just stand there and criticize, help him get some matching clothes☺️☺️

Earl’s clothes look fine…..on him!

Hmm. here I was thinking how stylish he looked.

fashion sense is so arbitrary it’s ridiculous

She will dress the same way when she is the same age as her dad.

At least his socks aren’t white…

His outfit looks okay to me but then I don’t follow the rules either. Little ol’ rule breaker me!

I figured that since my farts didn’t stink or make any noise, I could lay them out in public. Then someone told me I should go to be examined by an otolaryngologist.

Tip for the women: We’re men. We generally don’t give two cr@ps about fashion. Lots of times we don’t even care how we look when we go out.

Ooh! That stung!

Earl doesn’t mention his hearing’s improved and so he may not have heard that last remark.

Couldn’t see himself in the mirror.

We fashionistas are OFTEN misunderstood geniuses.

Many years ago, I watched the original “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.” In one episode, the husband like to wear Western clothing, aka the Cowboy type. They wanted him do dress like a city dude. At the end of the episode, the nelly drama queens were upset that he wore what he liked. I liked how he looked too.