Pluggers by Rick McKee for March 15, 2024

You’re a Plugger if it takes 10 minutes to get the new razor out of the confounded package!

I shave once every two months or so. On walks NOBODY asks me for a handout. Once somebody dropped a quarter in my coffee cup!

Funny, how when you’re a teenager you actually LOOK FORWARD to having facial hair to shave. Now, as a senior, it’s a nuisance chore to avoid looking like a derelict.

Shave? He wants to bear his bear skin?

For me the problem is trying to get out the correct amount of shaving creme ! I always seem to take out to much ;-(

And what’s with the edge guards on windshield wiper blades? They are already in a plastic box.

I’ve done that with my electric razor. Wondered why it was so quiet and smooth gliding.

Don’t laugh it happens

I shaved a couple of weeks ago. Guess I’ll have to do it again soon. Even then I leave a stubble.

When my dad was in the hospital I watched Mum shaving him, and she remarked the razor wasn’t doing its job. She hadn’t removed the plastic guard.

I haven’t done that. Yet anyway. I probably will though.

This plugger once wondered why her pizza cutter wasn’t cutting through the pizza until I realized the plastic blade protector was still on.

I grew a beard so I don’t need to worry about that. A trim every couple of weeks. No more daily scraping with or without the protector.

That, and the ladies in my life say it makes me look “distinguished”. I guess because it hides so much of my face.

at least he won’t nick himself!

The parsimonious comedian Jack Benny’s character said he got 100 shaves to a blade. He didn’t take the cover off for the first 30 shaves.

If I didn’t put the new protector on the old razor, I’d probably do this.

Considering the cartoon shows an amazingly smooth stroke of hair removal, this blade protector is more effective than most actual blades

About a year or so ago he bought a new electric shaver. He is not happy and is again looking for one. Problem with looking now is that they are all locked up and one has to get an employee to get the box out even so one can read the features to decide which one to buy.

Who shaves with a can of shaving cream in one hand??