Pluggers by Rick McKee for March 26, 2024

Smart pluggers use large bibs, sometimes called aprons.

Do they know their sweat pants are on right by the stains on the back?

A true lack of Pie – Hole control ….

Key Bridge Collapses in Baltimore after container ship hits it around 1:30 am local time : (

Well, it sure isn’t bug splatter.

Eh so fur me is bearly need any sweatshirt.

I had a sister-in-law who would do this with her children’s clothing: when the front of their shirts got dirty, she’d make them turn their shirts around, so that the clean backside of the shirt was now the front. When that side got dirty, she’d make them turn the shirts inside-out. She thought it was ingenious.

Mine are glue, paint and wood stain stains.

Another Plugger failure! I don’t have any sweatshirts.

Plugger doesn’t like to use the OxiClean spray bottle.

Gross

Pluggers spend their lives wallowing in their own filth.

I guess Jerry from Colorado thinks it’s cool though

And by moving the food stains to the back you get another day’s wear from the sweatshirt. Blame the stains on the kids having a food fight as you walked past the mall’s food court.

I have different oil change stains on the front and back of my sweatshirts. from drips and lying on the oil spills on the floor.

Let’s not talk about their pants.

That sure is true!

That’s why we have designated “eatin’ shirts” when we’re having something messy for dinner at home.

This is why I don’t eat (or cook) with white tshirts on anymore

Between laundry days, just turn the shirt around so the clean side is front and wear a jacket.

I prefer to wash them more frequently and take my chances.

This all sounds like what my dad told me about when he was young – long before there were “facial” tissues. If he had a cold he would use one handkerchief until it was too wet to use again. It would then be put on the radiator to dry and he would use another one. When that one was too wet to use he would check the first one and hopefully it would be dry and he would switch them – if not he had to find another one while both dried. (This is “Great Depression” story.)