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I have a memory of my father’s employer giving out fruitcakes one year. Since dad was a teetotaler, it was very, very dry. No amount of whipped cream helped.
Not THIS plugger. I do require it to be round, dark and gooey and extra-rich with lots of candied fruit especially cherries cut in no smaller than half-a-cherry sized pieces. None of that “loafed” dried out crumbly crap like Claxton’s. But fruitcake if done right does not require any degree of “proof.” Same goes for eggnog.
My mother-in-law’s best friend always made her a fruitcake for Christmas, which she’d freeze to serve at her church choir’s party the next December – except when we got married it was decided to serve it at our reception as the Groom’s cake. After 8 months in the freezer and 800 miles of August heat, it was rather dry, so my mother, my bride, and her sister Barb – all, shall we say, well over 98 pounds – went to our neighborhood liquor store for brandy to moisten it. After much searching they noticed a shelf of airline-sized bottles behind the counter and asked for one. “Just one?” The clerk asked these three hefty women. “Yeah,” Barb replied. “We’re having a party.”
I’ll take Trifle, thank you. Angel or pound cake, soaked in sherry (or rum or Irish whiskey,) custard, fruit preserve of your choice and whipped cream. Dessert nirvana!
Zykoic about 2 months ago
I think I will have a drink on Christmas. Merry Christmas!
juicebruce about 2 months ago
Nut Rolls for Me ! Ummmmm …. Good :-)
Gent about 2 months ago
Mmmmmm … Cake!
Doug K about 2 months ago
Some prefer a 100% Fruitcake-free Christmas.
kaycstamper about 2 months ago
My mom used to buy us all a fruitcake for the holidays, I was the only one that appreciated it…now I can’t have them.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 2 months ago
Overpowered by fruit and booze.
david_42 about 2 months ago
I have a memory of my father’s employer giving out fruitcakes one year. Since dad was a teetotaler, it was very, very dry. No amount of whipped cream helped.
ctolson about 2 months ago
Use Everclear at 180 and in two bites you don’t care that it’s fruit cake. Oh, you add it after it’s been baked so the alcohol is all there.
Jack7528 about 2 months ago
With a shot of good Brandy. My favorite is a German Brandy called Asbach.
ladykat Premium Member about 2 months ago
I need to bake another batch of fruitcakes. The ones I made are all gone.
jrpah Premium Member about 2 months ago
I’ve had some bad fruitcake, and I’ve had some amazing fruitcakes. Brandy was a most important part of the good ones.
wildlandwaters about 2 months ago
ohhh yeeeaaahhh!
EMGULS79 about 2 months ago
Not THIS plugger. I do require it to be round, dark and gooey and extra-rich with lots of candied fruit especially cherries cut in no smaller than half-a-cherry sized pieces. None of that “loafed” dried out crumbly crap like Claxton’s. But fruitcake if done right does not require any degree of “proof.” Same goes for eggnog.
cbgoldeneagle2 about 2 months ago
My wife makes a very good Fruitcake, it tastes great
Rose Madder Premium Member about 2 months ago
No booze and definitely no fruitcake. I’m guessing the booze-soaked cake is the only reason some people can stomach it. JMO
gcarlson about 2 months ago
My mother-in-law’s best friend always made her a fruitcake for Christmas, which she’d freeze to serve at her church choir’s party the next December – except when we got married it was decided to serve it at our reception as the Groom’s cake. After 8 months in the freezer and 800 miles of August heat, it was rather dry, so my mother, my bride, and her sister Barb – all, shall we say, well over 98 pounds – went to our neighborhood liquor store for brandy to moisten it. After much searching they noticed a shelf of airline-sized bottles behind the counter and asked for one. “Just one?” The clerk asked these three hefty women. “Yeah,” Barb replied. “We’re having a party.”
dogday Premium Member about 2 months ago
I’ll take Trifle, thank you. Angel or pound cake, soaked in sherry (or rum or Irish whiskey,) custard, fruit preserve of your choice and whipped cream. Dessert nirvana!
chain gang charlie about 2 months ago
Nice to know I am not the only depraved/deprived one who loves a Fruit-Cake loaded
with holiday “Spirits”…
Only – no one ever gives me one….
I will have to bake myself a Mince-Meat Pie, also loaded with “Holiday spirits”…..
Forever grateful to the neighbor lady – ’KAY" who used to bake one for my DAD every Christmas….
And to DAD for sharing them with me when I was a child …“Hic”….
Great Bonding…
One of the reasons I learned to Bake and Cook….…Enjoy the holidays….
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
Rum or brandy? Heck, why not both!