Last night, my wife decided it was okay to let Brit (our puppy) sleep on the bed. Brit snores. I took my humidifier and sleep mask upstairs to the guest room.
“Oh Lord, I started out the day with good intentions, but then I got out of bed and, as usual, that’s when it all went wrong! So much blood! So much killing! If You didn’t want me to maul and maul and maul, why did You make me a bear with such powerful claws?”
So far, it gets better once I start moving around. I just started physical therapy, and the therapist confirmed what I have suspected, my hips are uneven.
ekke 1 day ago
Actually, I lose it even before that. Rolling over, and it’s ALL over.
yoey1957 1 day ago
Many times I go to bed with all good intentions of all the things I’m going to accomplish the next day, wake up and I’m like…….nah!
Gent about 24 hours ago
It be unbearable getting outta bed these days. Back to hibearnation.
Retrac Premium Member about 22 hours ago
Retirement: getting up in the morning with nothing to do, then going to bed at night when you are only half done.
juicebruce about 22 hours ago
Plan your work and work your plan . If not finished today that will be starting point tomorrow ;-)
PraiseofFolly about 21 hours ago
Good vibrations, good excitations, elations, etc. (Oom bop bop) have long been replaced by good intentions and lower sensations.
gelmorge about 20 hours ago
New day – new pain.
david_42 about 20 hours ago
Last night, my wife decided it was okay to let Brit (our puppy) sleep on the bed. Brit snores. I took my humidifier and sleep mask upstairs to the guest room.
ctolson about 20 hours ago
And it starts with the Rice Krispies syndrom.
KEA about 19 hours ago
getting out of bed is where it all goes wrong
Jack7528 about 19 hours ago
So true.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 19 hours ago
Some Pluggers enjoy UGG slippers.
ladykat about 18 hours ago
I say something like every morning when I crawl out of bed!
David Rickard Premium Member about 18 hours ago
From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:
“Oh Lord, I started out the day with good intentions, but then I got out of bed and, as usual, that’s when it all went wrong! So much blood! So much killing! If You didn’t want me to maul and maul and maul, why did You make me a bear with such powerful claws?”
Bex Premium Member about 18 hours ago
So far, it gets better once I start moving around. I just started physical therapy, and the therapist confirmed what I have suspected, my hips are uneven.
FassEddie about 17 hours ago
I gotta get out of bed! Otherwise my fingers start tingling!
TMMILLER Premium Member about 17 hours ago
It starts long before that. Opening my eyes starts that process before I ever rollover to get out of bed!
mistercatworks about 17 hours ago
It’s bad when you wake up and try to get out of both sides of the bed at the same time. :)
Ken Norris Premium Member about 17 hours ago
Rolling out of bed in the morning is easy, but getting up off the floor is the hard part…
Frer Squirrel about 15 hours ago
Try using a nest instead.
eddi-TBH about 9 hours ago
Some mornings sleeping on a bed of nails is easier than getting up.
gopher gofer about 9 hours ago
the only thing i get out of lying abed is the urge to go…
hubbard3188 about 8 hours ago
So true!!