Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 31, 2024

Don’t you mean a Sagittaurus?

I don’t believe in fortune telling. Misfortune telling, on the other hand…

Tell me about it Saj. As a Leo, I’m having a hard time accepting this too.

I just looked up the characteristics of a Leo, man do they have me pegged wrong.

When I learned that I was in Cancer, the Crab, I lost all interest in astrology.

Crap! My Mercury is in retrograde! I knew it!

True story: a manager at work handed me a document once and said, “Sign here”. I wrote “Taurus” and handed it back. He never looked, and I never heard anything further.

sign, sign, everywhere a sign…

Almost anytime I hear someone begin to attribute something to their sign or someone else’s sign, I figuratively roll my eyes.

As a Gemini I have a tendency to believe you.

Didn’t astrology get us through the Reagan years? Thanks, Nancy!

Only when the moon is in the Seventh House …!

( etc. )

Ah yes minimal filter. Dated one of those…. once.

Saggy Taurus.

Well … I’ll accept Sagging Physique.

Better check that out ….

I used to guess what astrological sign a person was not. The odds are better. :)

hmmm, I never knew that about sagitarians!

Mic key why, because we like you …. Mouse !

Just a phase? People have been deluding themselves with astrology for about 5 thousand years.

Love the oozing irony.