Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 04, 2024

Take a gander at that guy, would ya.

and his name is Lee

Sweep the leg Johnny!

Nah, he’s just a poseur

Wax on … wax off …

He master of the stork style.

that’s just ducky…

He knows…

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…

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Kung Fu!

Ralph has me humming an Outkast tune…

Hmmmmmm. A flamingo doing the Crane stance

Hi-Karate??

Is he talking to a decoy?

Worse, he knows Flamenco; watch your maracas.

If he raises his wings, then you better really look out.

Oh-ho-ho-ho

Oh-ho-ho-ho

Oh-ho-ho-ho

Oh-ho-ho-ho

Everybody was kung fu fighting

That flamingo was fast as lightning

In fact, it was a little bit frightening

But they fought with expert timing

There were funky mallard duck from the duck pond

They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down

It’s an ancient avian art and everybody knew their part

From a feint into a slip and a kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung fu fighting

That flamingo was fast as lightning

In fact, it was a little bit frightening

But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Daffy Duck and little Sammy Swan

He said, “Here comes the big boss (huh-ha!), let’s get it on”

We took a bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand

A sudden motion made me skip, now we’re into a brand-new trip

Everybody was kung fu fighting

That flamingo was fast as lightning

In fact, it was a little bit frightening

But they fought with expert timing

Oh-ho-ho-ho

Oh-ho-ho-ho

Oh-ho-ho-ho

Oh-ho-ho-ho

Everybody was kung fu fighting

That flamingo was fast as lightning

In fact, it was a little bit frightening

But they fought with expert timing

Everybody was kung fu fighting

That flamingo was fast as lightning

In fact, it was a little bit frightening

But they fought with expert timing

Kung fu fighting

Fast as lightning

Kung fu fighting

Fast as lightning

Kung fu fighting (keep on, keep on, keep on)

Fast as lightning

Kung fu fighting (everybody was kung fu fighting)

Fast as lightning

No worries. Only a pink belt.

He better if he’s going to mess with that goose.

The goose isn’t worried ‘cause it’s carryin’ …!

( carrion…? )

“ If he attacks, go for his karate’d artery.”

Go get ’em, Flamingo!

You can tell by the black-belt on his beak.

They stole that stance from birds.

He’s got a leg up on the competition!

If I remember right it was called a Crane pose in the original Karate Kid but it is neither Karate or Kung Fu, it is Yoga, a difficult pose to master.

But does he know Hai Karate (possibly dating myself there)?

Flamingo says what ??? ;-)

I used to know karate, but he moved out of the neighborhood.

Why should one care if someone knows Karate, carries a gun or an axe? As long as he isn’t driving while texting or whatever idiot.

Shaolin Crane style kung fu.