I hope the spiders, scorpions, cockroaches, mosquitoes, wasps, flies, snakes, alligators, crocodiles, sharks, stingrays, stonefish, howler monkeys, and lawyers have a separate deck.
Years ago, there was a one-paneled comic titled The World’s First Senior Moment. In it were two dinosaurs standing on a beach, and Noah’s ark was far in the distance and nearly over the horizon. One dinosaur says to the other, “D@MN! Was that today?”
the Science Channel did an episode on Noah and the Ark, and came to the conclusion that there was enough room on the Ark for all the animals – IF what Noah was carrying was their DNA…think about that for a while
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 17 hours ago
I always wear a hat when I go out. And for some reason it still rains (occasionally) here in Seattle.
Maybe I need a better hat.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 16 hours ago
So that’s what happened!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 15 hours ago
Never choose a whiner as a travel companion!
rob.home about 15 hours ago
I hope the spiders, scorpions, cockroaches, mosquitoes, wasps, flies, snakes, alligators, crocodiles, sharks, stingrays, stonefish, howler monkeys, and lawyers have a separate deck.
Dobie Premium Member about 13 hours ago
How did they ever survive that ordeal!?
I mean, C’mon… bacon?
HarryLime about 13 hours ago
I hope he remembered to bring an apple ….
Dobber Premium Member about 13 hours ago
Look! It’s Ralph and Ralphinia!
pat sandy creator about 12 hours ago
I’m assuming the on-board entertainment isn’t very good…
Gent about 12 hours ago
Hats before swine eh.
Munch about 11 hours ago
To heck with the unicorns. I’m sure glad Noah got the bacon!
cor_en_fa about 10 hours ago
Years ago, there was a one-paneled comic titled The World’s First Senior Moment. In it were two dinosaurs standing on a beach, and Noah’s ark was far in the distance and nearly over the horizon. One dinosaur says to the other, “D@MN! Was that today?”
oakie9531 about 9 hours ago
the Science Channel did an episode on Noah and the Ark, and came to the conclusion that there was enough room on the Ark for all the animals – IF what Noah was carrying was their DNA…think about that for a while
EMGULS79 about 8 hours ago
Ah! It was the pigs’ fault! So this is why pork consumption was forbidden in Leviticus?? :)
lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member about 7 hours ago
Are the penguins on board yet?
Mike Baldwin creator about 7 hours ago
So it’s true. A day without bacon is like a day without sunshine.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 7 hours ago
You can get the forecast from NOAH Weather Radio.
zeexenon about 7 hours ago
This warn out old engineer’s been in lots of boats, and a door below the water line has always bothered me.
lnrokr55 about 7 hours ago
Yeah, that’s the reason ! ;-)
Howard'sMyHero about 6 hours ago
Gonna rain? No boat adoubt it …!
( nice story ark )
The Tooninator creator about 6 hours ago
ark ark ark! Very funny, Dave!
Spiffy about 5 hours ago
Goodbye, pork pie hat!
FireAnt_Hater about 5 hours ago
For some reason I had it in my mind that Seattle is not (last few years) as ‘rainy’ as it used to be…
wildlandwaters about 4 hours ago
bon voyage!!