Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 24, 2025

I always wear a hat when I go out. And for some reason it still rains (occasionally) here in Seattle.

Maybe I need a better hat.

So that’s what happened!

Never choose a whiner as a travel companion!

I hope the spiders, scorpions, cockroaches, mosquitoes, wasps, flies, snakes, alligators, crocodiles, sharks, stingrays, stonefish, howler monkeys, and lawyers have a separate deck.

How did they ever survive that ordeal!?

I mean, C’mon… bacon?

I hope he remembered to bring an apple ….

Look! It’s Ralph and Ralphinia!

I’m assuming the on-board entertainment isn’t very good…

Hats before swine eh.

To heck with the unicorns. I’m sure glad Noah got the bacon!

Years ago, there was a one-paneled comic titled The World’s First Senior Moment. In it were two dinosaurs standing on a beach, and Noah’s ark was far in the distance and nearly over the horizon. One dinosaur says to the other, “D@MN! Was that today?”

the Science Channel did an episode on Noah and the Ark, and came to the conclusion that there was enough room on the Ark for all the animals – IF what Noah was carrying was their DNA…think about that for a while

Ah! It was the pigs’ fault! So this is why pork consumption was forbidden in Leviticus?? :)

Are the penguins on board yet?

So it’s true. A day without bacon is like a day without sunshine.

You can get the forecast from NOAH Weather Radio.

This warn out old engineer’s been in lots of boats, and a door below the water line has always bothered me.

Yeah, that’s the reason ! ;-)

Gonna rain? No boat adoubt it …!

( nice story ark )

ark ark ark! Very funny, Dave!

Goodbye, pork pie hat!

For some reason I had it in my mind that Seattle is not (last few years) as ‘rainy’ as it used to be…

bon voyage!!

This doesn’t look kosher to me.

Nice: Ralph and Ralphine. No smartmouthing with her present?