Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 14, 2025

I like Ralph’s pun.

Isn’t 404 an error code?

He’s out of date.

Well 404 still better than blue screen of death.

I used to get these spam text messages, so I started playing around with ‘em, by replying with:

“404 Messaging Error: Your message did not reach the intended user, or the number is no longer valid. Please check your information or contact your carrier for assistance.”

Never got another one from the same company, until one guy figured it out and simply replied:

“Good one!” … with a smiley face emoji.

Happy VD!

nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’…

Almost got a 304, darn.

That’s what I would get if I were interested enough in dating to try online dating.

Use the organic method – carbon dating. It has a long history of success.

He should date April the 4th.

A replacement for Carbon-13?

Keep in mind 403 is forbidden.

A-Eye would respond with “Get a life” …!

<snort!>

Must be busy washing her hair her hair.

“Great news, date found.”

“Wow!!”

“February 14, 2025”

“Awww.”

An he wanted a 403 … a Prime Number.

Or, in SQL, “0000-00-00”!

Me: [something brilliant & groovy]

Her: “You’re dating yourself.”

Me: “The way you’ve been lately, I don’t have any choice.”

Well, the next pathetic excuse to spend instead of think is nearly past us. Yea ! ;-)

And Lyle doesn’t Lovett either !

thats about how online dating goes!

Now that I’m retired I do a lot of on-line dating. I have to look at my tablet or phone to see what the date is. Used it a lot during COVID too.

If he’s looking for a hot date, he can choose Medjool or Deglet Noor.