Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 05, 2025

It’ll lift your spirits.

Next floor ladies lingerie…and rubber chickens.

How uplifting.

It would be preferred.

You didn’t by any chance, see a horse around there anywhere, did ya?

“Momma.”

She’s about to ‘elevator pitch’ him out.

Why not? We already have elevator news.

high comedy…

It has its ups and downs but I just get the shaft.

So what IS the deal with Grape Nuts?

Since gas stations have started adding entertainment/advertising to the fuel pumps, I have many times imagined bringing a tube of superglue with me to silence the speakers. I just never think of it until I’m already standing in front of the annoying things. If I hear about ExpressMart’s fantastic handmade tortillas for their tacos (buy 10, get 1 free!) ONE. MORE. TIME!!!!

Should have said, It’s supposed to be funny.

Grape Nuts are funny?

It’s funny if you think Seinfeld is funny.

“So many levels”. GROAN.

I’ll take the stairs, thanks! LOL

Ever notice how the music in grocery stores just keeps getting better?

Ground floor: perfumery, Stationery and leather goods, Wigs and haberdashery, Kitchenware and food, Going up

First floor: telephones, Gents’ ready-made suits, Shirts, socks, ties, hats, Underwear and shoes, Going up

Second floor: carpets, Travel goods and beddings, Materials and soft furnishing, Restaurant and teas, Going down

Some of the stories will really push your buttons.

I eat Grape Nuts all the time.

If it’s Henry Cho, I’ll ride all day.

Haha!

OTIS! My Man!

High brow or Low brow comedy depends on what floor you seek? Blue comedy is likely the basement.

Newman!

Laugh in an elevator, laughing it up when I’m going down.

Take the stairs … Ԁ˥Ǝ∀SƎ …!

Ralph is right on, but Jerry Seinfeld needs his residuals.

I would just stair at the speaker.

I thought grape nuts was a medical condition.

Going ……. down…. ? ;-)

I remember Euell Gibbons and the Grape Nuts commercials, RIP.

Good idea, Ralph. Take steps so this situation doesn’t escalate.

You have to get in on the ground floor with these new trends

Dave has elevated himself to a new level!

Ralph may want to escalate