We used to have a commenter from Malta who used to explain and tell us if Andy Capp was humorous that day. I miss his remarks and pine to hear about his day. Also many others are now gone due to the mindless [xxxxx] of the nannybot. I miss them dearly, but life moves on.
Years ago, two mechanics at a car dealership were removing a gas tank while smoking. The explosion was heard for a far distance. Also, in the winter humidity is low. If you sit in the car while filling gas tank, you accumulate static electricity. Sparks and gas don’t mix. If you sit in the car, touch the hood or roof before touching nozzle. Mythbusters proved this one.
Police were closing in on the driver of a car suspected to be in a hit-and-run accident. The driver decided to stop the car and go into a farmer’s field. But, there were cows in the field, who started moving toward the suspect. The suspect tried to evade the cows. The cows kept at it until the suspect left the field, where the police were waiting. The police had a helicopter with an infrared camera, so were able to track the cows and suspect.
Leroy over 1 year ago
Come back tomorrow to find out why it rained cats and dogs!
RabbitHole over 1 year ago
The gasoline thief deserves to have had his schwantz burnt off.
meg_grif over 1 year ago
Apparently that thief was also a liar.
meg_grif over 1 year ago
“Sea Breamnado” doesn’t sound nearly as scary as “Sharknado”. Not that “Sharknado” was the least bit scary…
pearlsbs over 1 year ago
Man Smokes Cigarette While Stealing Gas, The Obvious Happens
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/harry-frederick-suniville_n_4492489
Zykoic over 1 year ago
The fence is ripe for puns. Let them begin. First up, you, yes you there, write!
Dean over 1 year ago
We used to have a commenter from Malta who used to explain and tell us if Andy Capp was humorous that day. I miss his remarks and pine to hear about his day. Also many others are now gone due to the mindless [xxxxx] of the nannybot. I miss them dearly, but life moves on.
therese_callahan2002 over 1 year ago
Fish and other objects falling from the sky has been mentioned in some of my books.
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 1 year ago
I have a neighbor who keeps trying to take some of my land. Where can I get a few tons of dung?
Indiana Guy over 1 year ago
“Fences make good neighbors.” I think Henry David Thoreau said that. Or maybe it was Ralph Waldo Emerson. Or maybe it was my Uncle Roy.
tremaine53 over 1 year ago
There are worse things to build walls out of.
joe piglet Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Margo’s got the cargo and Reggie’s got the rig” – Stompin Tom
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
“Let’s go over and talk to that jerk next door once and for all. He didn’t put up a fence did he? Oh, $hit!”
May shored be with you as it is with the sea, and gesundheit.
Lotus over 1 year ago
I wonder, did Siphon Man win a Darwin Award?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago
Years ago, two mechanics at a car dealership were removing a gas tank while smoking. The explosion was heard for a far distance. Also, in the winter humidity is low. If you sit in the car while filling gas tank, you accumulate static electricity. Sparks and gas don’t mix. If you sit in the car, touch the hood or roof before touching nozzle. Mythbusters proved this one.
notjimothy over 1 year ago
When I lived on the farm, we never called it dung.Always politely called it manure.
capgras1000 over 1 year ago
Building that wall was a crappy idea!
Nala the Great over 1 year ago
I think that border one is a load of “carp”! (spelling mistake intentional)
ladykat over 1 year ago
Well, that strip of land was well fertilized.
mindjob over 1 year ago
I wonder who was the building inspector that made sure that wall was built up to dung standards
Lady loves a joke over 1 year ago
I wish I had thought of that cow business, when dealing with a former neighbor, that occasionally behaved like rear end of a horse.
Jogger2 over 1 year ago
Police were closing in on the driver of a car suspected to be in a hit-and-run accident. The driver decided to stop the car and go into a farmer’s field. But, there were cows in the field, who started moving toward the suspect. The suspect tried to evade the cows. The cows kept at it until the suspect left the field, where the police were waiting. The police had a helicopter with an infrared camera, so were able to track the cows and suspect.
alkabelis Premium Member over 1 year ago
Good fences make good neighbors they say so I guess foul fences make foul neighbors. Had to clean that up a bit but you get the idea.
Scott S over 1 year ago
Dang! Karma is a real bit*ch, isn’t it?
petecocker over 1 year ago
And in Portland, Lawyer sues U-Haul for not using locking gas caps.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Now that is a dung heap!
Caeruleancentaur over 1 year ago
I’m wondering if that dung wall would wash away in the rain.
Caeruleancentaur over 1 year ago
I’m wondering if that dung wall would wash away in the rain.
oakie817 over 1 year ago
lodi township is full of…