Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 24, 2024

let’s hope the marriage lasts longer than the wedding

The ceremony must have been performed by one of those fast talking guys that does the disclaimers in commercials.

Sarah needs to get a hold of herself.

I think the Romans had the right idea. Simple, efficient, and no lawyers involved. Too bad they had to drop That part of the Roman legal system when they kept so much else of it. Of course, the Las Vegas tourist trade might take a hit, then, I suppose.

I see today’s topic is about the sacred bonds of marriage ~ ~ ~ and this is my offering:

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A guy walks into the bedroom to see his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, “What are you doing?”

She answers, “I’m moving to Nevada . I heard that prostitutes there get paid $400.00 for what I’m doing for YOU for FREE!”

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he’s going, he replies,

“I’m coming too. I want to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a year.”

Nobody could actually hear Tori or Nick say “I Do”. They just all assumed.

Sarah Wilkinson has officially taken narcissism to a whole new level.

I only count 6 witnesses, and one of ’em looks to be on his Clay-pad©! Divorce not granted.

There are only six witnesses. The marriage is still valid.

Soloamorous

That divorce announcement is a good idea. (maybe not for lawyers)

What a complete waste of money for that sad sad single bride. RBION really likes exposing pathetic people.

The seven witnesses just happen to be the biggest gossips around!!!

There were very few lawyers, especially divorce lawyers back in ancient Rome. But they’ve made great strides since then, BION. ;-P

Sarah must have had a great honeymoon having pleased herself!

Tori and Nick had a speedy divorce, shortly thereafter. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!

There are only six witnesses in the ancient Rome data.

Loons. Loons abound.

To be fair, in ancient Rome there were only like two dozen people in the world. So getting seven of them together wasn’t that difficult

I tried to find the seventh witness to the divorce. I guess she’s represented by the leg sticking out on the left side of the picture…

What can you say about a wedding that start’s off in the pits?

Did she have to say “I do” twice?

Actually, Rome allowed several different sorts of marriage. One of them was indissoluble,

I could marry myself. I am a lone wolf and need no-one. Most people annoy me and am far too eccentric, weird and effeminate to appeal to most women.

I think the husband and wife should count as a witness to each other declaring a divorce.

The consummation didn’t take long either!

Was an Elvis impersonator there? He played a race car driver in THREE movies