Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 14, 2025

When congratulated on his achievement, Kranthi said, “gmprldfdngvlmw…gurgle…gag…”

Odor in the Comics!

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My wife has a sinus condition that suppresses her ability to detect odors

But she gets offended when I tell people that she doesn’t smell good.

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What’s the difference between Humor and Odor?

Humor is a shift of wit.

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What do you get when you cross a policeman with a skunk?

Law and odor.

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What did the Judge say when the Lawyer farted?

Odor! Odor!

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What do you call the body odor from smoking Canabis that just wont go away?

An Elongated Musk.

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I tried to buy something from a perfume vending machine, but it was broken.

It just had a sign on it that said “Out of Odor”.

I thought Domino’s only delivered pizzas? Do you have to eat it there?

(1.) The spit hit the fan.

(2.) I’ll have a pizza that action!

(3.) I hear the job pays well so it’s not to be sniffed at.

CC’s Pizza has an all you can eat deal here.

How did musk ever pass the smell test?

See (Sí) See (Sí) Señor has become Smell Smell Señor. And for a livable wage.

We ordered Dominos once, the ones pictured here today are good replicas, one small ring of pepperoni per slice and not much else even though we ordered “loaded”.

Japan’s take on American fast food is interesting. I’ve seen ads for KFC, it’s practically a religion with a young colonel Sanders as the priest. Mcdonalds has so many unusual varieties of products along with give-aways. Does Japan have a home-grown fast food franchise of its own?

It’s easy to stop a fan from the front. (\). Just don’t try it from the back! (/)*

I think Kranthi had a bit too many pizzas with anchovies!

Probably those fan blades were plastic, not metal. Low setting on the fan speed.

Their “odor judges” stink! Everything they make smells like cheap perfume and chlorine gas! The odors are far too strong! I buy the unscented laundry soap to keep from smelling like a Glade Plug-In!

How about unlimited tapas in Spain? I’ll go

Yeah, but they’re Domino’s pizzas, so what’s the point?

I live where there are a lot of independent pizza places, most of them very good. if my share is somewhere between 2 and 4 slices, I’m all set.

Domino’s is about the quality level of the frozen pizzas you could get at the grocery. Not bad as such, but nothing to go out for, or even to get delivered.

Better not put the Domino’s select locations near any Sumo tourneys, it could bankrupt the company.

Great gag reaction in this panel!!

A while back, RBioN mentioned Wisdom the albatross, the oldest living bird.

She just hatched some new chicks.

Regarding the comments about Domino’s Pizza … I’m clearly in the minority, but my favorite pizza is Domino’s Hawaiian thin crust. I’ve lived in New Haven County, Connecticut, my entire life. New Haven is well-known as the home of some of the very best pizza places. In my 7-1/2 decades, I have tried many dozens of the best-of-the-best, but still prefer my favorite Domino’s.

Does Kranthi also hold the record for the longest tongue?

mr panikera proves once again that some folks have way too much time on their hands…

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were cruising down the Oregon coast.

Coming around a bend they saw a magnificent BALD EAGLE in the middle of the road.

When Mick swerved to miss it he lost control of the car and they plummeted off a cliff to their death.

I suppose one could say it was a Tragic Case of Killing Two Stones with one Bird.