But on and on went noble RexAs wet as any rill,And all the champion city pupsWere pee’d to a standstill.The Rex did free-hand piddlingWith fancy flirts and flitsLike “double dip” and gimlet twist"And all those latest hits.
Piddle No. 10
And all the time this country dog Did never wink or grin,But piddled blythely out of townAs he had piddled in.
The Puddle
The city dogs conventions heldTo ask “What did defeat us?”But no one ever put them wiseThat Rex had diabetes.
We got a new dog. To establish dominance, she would pee on top of our first, smaller dog’s mark. After I had to give the first dog a bath, she was taught to wait till the first dog was finished and out of the way!
Zykoic 10 months ago
Gets the Noble Peece Prize.
jasonsnakelover 10 months ago
One time I peed 60 times altogether. One time I had a double bowl of water.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago
How can you call it a “bowl of water” after that?
Fritzsch 10 months ago
A famous dog once came to town
Known to his friends as Pete
His pedigree was ten yards long
His looks were hard to beat
And as he trotted down the road
’twas beautiful to see
His work at every corner
Every post and every tree
He never missed a land mark
He never missed a post
For piddling was his masterpiece
And piddling pleased him most
Jayalexander 10 months ago
A simple marksmanship ribbon would have done.
P51Strega 10 months ago
He couldn’t pass it without passing it.
Melki Premium Member 10 months ago
Our dog always drains his bowl before a walk. We call it collecting ammo. When we get back from the walk he reloads.
Sir Davecelot 10 months ago
A daunting task, yet done so effortlessly.
phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago
We told him not to pee on Medusa’s leg, but he never listens.
rhpii 10 months ago
He was hoping for a fountain not a statue.
dflak 10 months ago
Dogs, and other mammals, like to mark their territory. Having a bladder the size of a supertanker is important.
wongo 10 months ago
Why would he pee on a bowl of water?
flemmingo 10 months ago
He was a southern dog so now they have removed his statue.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 10 months ago
Santa Paws isn’t impressed.
NaturLvr 10 months ago
Peeing on a bowl of water is funny, somehow?
Gent 10 months ago
What statue only? Shoulda been a fountain.
Rev Phnk Ey 10 months ago
His name was “Spot”.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 10 months ago
Why would a dog pee on a bowl of water? That doesn’t make sense.
WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago
We once owned a dog that could probably give him a run for the money. Could NOT walk past a tree or bush or post!
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Makes me teary eyed…
cbs1947 10 months ago
Why would he pee on a bowl of water? No fire hydrants around?
Impkins Premium Member 10 months ago
CRAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Stephen Gilberg 10 months ago
“What has taken me 6 hours and 20 cups of tea, he has accomplished in 15 minutes.” —Farley Mowat
mistercatworks 10 months ago
Wow! I’ve never known a dog dumb enough to pee on a bowl of water, even once. :) :) :)
PaulGoes 10 months ago
And that was just within the first block of the walk
wildlandwaters 10 months ago
…hence the bowl became a bowl of pee?
Buckaroobanzai 10 months ago
par for the course for us geezers
listmom 10 months ago
Is that Rex? Partial story:Piddle No. 9
But on and on went noble RexAs wet as any rill,And all the champion city pupsWere pee’d to a standstill.The Rex did free-hand piddlingWith fancy flirts and flitsLike “double dip” and gimlet twist"And all those latest hits.
Piddle No. 10
And all the time this country dog Did never wink or grin,But piddled blythely out of townAs he had piddled in.
The Puddle
The city dogs conventions heldTo ask “What did defeat us?”But no one ever put them wiseThat Rex had diabetes.
Complete poem available here: >
listmom 10 months ago
edit to say, look up “The Romance of Rex”
Willameano Premium Member 10 months ago
We got a new dog. To establish dominance, she would pee on top of our first, smaller dog’s mark. After I had to give the first dog a bath, she was taught to wait till the first dog was finished and out of the way!