Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 14, 2023

Probably the best use of them in this case.

Diplomats usually fly these days…

They’re just about as effective as that.

They’re using live ammo.

Could we do that with our politicians?

I’ll vote for that.

Add a few lawyers while you’re at it

I was wondering how we could get rid of them!

Send in accountant managers. They’ll mess up their systems so bad in short order you can just walk in and take over.

400 BC .. How The Gulf War Peace Talks Began

Oh, wait, here’s your helmet!

When that fails, they’ll send the rock group.

You know, we can just walk.

I guess prayer wasn’t working.

If they light them on fire, it might be more effective.

Next, let’s load the catapult with people who post obnoxious comments on the web.

Better yet, send in the politicians that started the war. I’m sure they’ll be returned in similar fashion. Or their heads will, anyway.

More like sacrificing the diplomats.

Spreading the plague.

looks like a solution to the lawyer surplus to me.

That made it just about impossible to build up frequent flyer miles.

kerry should fly catapult! It would lessen his carbon footprint!

A catapult should pult the cats first.

There’s a bigger fee for use of the catapult ….they may fly off the handle….

Finally a real use for diplomats. They might actuaĺy accomplish something.

General question: Does anyone else have long wait times to load (any of) the gocomics strips? All of the ridiculous ads cause them to take forever!!!