Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 19, 2024

He was a pizza eater

Red wine more likely.

Glad you didn’t put his hand on his hip.

Needs surgery…

Would have looked cooler with a package. Or are we going to accept the conceit that David was sculpted by his creator without any firefighting equipment whatsoever? Just to placate the dirty minded “traditional values” folks who think that ANY depiction or even mention of the full human anatomy is wrong? David is one of the greatest works of art ever produced by humankind.

Agreed, and also ditch the thong.

Michelangelo tells his cousin to go bother Caravaggio.

He’s always up for a game of “Snap the towel” in the locker room.

Excellent! Thanks DC!

Michelobelo…brilliant!

LOL, great one!

He does have sort of a chiseled body.

At least he has arms…

I miss Michelob. They should bring that one back.

Cousin from GEORGIA that is. “Here hold my beer.”

Cousins from Georgia are hard to understand. Some would want the statue to get some clothes on. The others actually don’t care. ;>)

And this joke actually works better when you pronounce the artist’s name correctly! Great job!

With that physique, just give him a six-pack.

But Michelob isn’t beer. It’s tasteless yellow fizz-water.

And a bigger leaf ;-)

burp. :)

“Jock itch! Isn’t just for sissys”

This is all so penile.

Why the image of a “happy face” over his member?

“Hey cousin, say Hello to my bud.” “Got a name, bud?” “You got it.”