Look, he’s brought Legos from the future and has built a little city. Nice. Too bad he has food on that huge ‘stache though. Yuck, it stinks all the way over here.. I’m outa here.
Please travel back to a sufficient enough amount of time before Nov 2, 2024, to visit every American of voting age.
Bring with you instances from the future of TrumpMAGA & Co actions negatively affecting the United States economy severely enough that even the most passionate Trump cult members are at long last able to set aside their emotion-based delusions to finally grok what an existential threat (to the project of democratic republics) that orange tanned $ h ! T h e a d poses.
Of course, conservatives will still vote overwhelmingly for their (and the rest of ours) near total (if not absolute) demise, but maybe enough non-conservatives who sat out the 2024 election will finally grok why it matters that they vote (even if you’re not for the candidate opposing, say, a Trump, voting to elect his opponent prevents such an evil entity from becoming President 47. Get it? Finally?!).
I hope you undertake this vital mission, Mr. Percival Dunwoody.
If Percival’s father had been bitten by a radioactive sarsaparilla-hoarder while attending a school science fair, then he would be Sarsaparilla-hoarder Man.
phritzg Premium Member 1 day ago
If his grandparents and parents never got married, does that mean Percy is illegitimate?
Gent 1 day ago
Not to mention he never let him learning to daw Doug.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 21 hours ago
Look, he’s brought Legos from the future and has built a little city. Nice. Too bad he has food on that huge ‘stache though. Yuck, it stinks all the way over here.. I’m outa here.
gigagrouch about 20 hours ago
Maybe he should just settle for telling his future parents not to name him “Percival”?
lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member about 18 hours ago
To Percival Dunwoody, Esquire:
Dear Sir,
Please travel back to a sufficient enough amount of time before Nov 2, 2024, to visit every American of voting age.
Bring with you instances from the future of TrumpMAGA & Co actions negatively affecting the United States economy severely enough that even the most passionate Trump cult members are at long last able to set aside their emotion-based delusions to finally grok what an existential threat (to the project of democratic republics) that orange tanned $ h ! T h e a d poses.
Of course, conservatives will still vote overwhelmingly for their (and the rest of ours) near total (if not absolute) demise, but maybe enough non-conservatives who sat out the 2024 election will finally grok why it matters that they vote (even if you’re not for the candidate opposing, say, a Trump, voting to elect his opponent prevents such an evil entity from becoming President 47. Get it? Finally?!).
I hope you undertake this vital mission, Mr. Percival Dunwoody.
Thank you for your support.
Signed,
The United States of America
tarnsman about 16 hours ago
If Percival’s father had been bitten by a radioactive sarsaparilla-hoarder while attending a school science fair, then he would be Sarsaparilla-hoarder Man.
norphos about 13 hours ago
How badly does this guy want to screw up this own future, as well as the timeline in general?
Funny_Ha_Ha about 11 hours ago
Time twisting for dummies.