That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 22, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    “Technically it isn’t cheating. Your wife and I thought you were dead when you didn’t come home for lunch.”

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    rmremail  over 2 years ago

    Lighten up, Jerry. It was a joke. Nobody thinks your sweater makes you look like a liberal.

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    rmremail  over 2 years ago

    Gimme your car keys, Jake. I can tell you’ve been sampling the moonshine.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Now you know Lucas, the IRS does not take Bitcoin.”

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    rmremail  over 2 years ago

    Hillbillies at work.

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    Solstice*1947  over 2 years ago

    /// Gunnar’s cousin, Knud, is a curmudgeon.

    Always seething and in a high dudgeon.

    Now they’re Two Old Men Sitting

    in the Shadow, unwitting

    that one’s head will soon meet with a bludgeon.

    /// Gunnar’d lent to Knud two cords of wood.

    Its return, he assumed, understood.

    So when Knud still resisted,

    this time Gunnar insisted.

    Knud hissed, “You’ll get it… you’ll get it good!”

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    Solstice*1947  over 2 years ago

    Haiku:

    — Unreasonably

    harboring long-held secrets.

    Not enough whitewash.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    Only one more season, Luke. This year we’ll make enough on the harvest so I’ll be able to buy an ox.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    Do you ever have that “unfresh” feeling Horace?

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    There once was a Dane knamed Knut/ a moody, irascible brute/ who , unlike all the rest/ wore a bulletproof vest/ even when they all swore not to shoot../// Poor Knur was completely dismayed/ for he found himself cruelly betrayed/ when his very best friend/ brought his woes to an end/ by means of of a hand grenade..

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    Kind&Kinder  over 2 years ago

    One of the great classics.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOYZX5404gE&t=6s

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    Jayalexander  over 2 years ago

    “Here’s the deal. We tell our wives that the fish hide during the day while we’re drinkin’. So, we’re gonna’ go fishing at night. Then sneak into town and go drinkin’”.

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    bethramrz2  over 2 years ago

    I told him to fish or cut bait//or he won’t get a thing on his plate//he’s freeloaded for years//he’s a pain in the rear//My wife’s brother is getting the gate!

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    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    ♫ Old Friends ♪ Old friends ♫ sat on the park bench like bookends ♪

    Paul Simon

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    now that you’ve sprained your neck, hans, greta is even less impressed with that unicycle of yours there…

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    pcolli  over 2 years ago

    “I’m 42, have a good job and am looking for a man to love for the rest of my life.”

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    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    “…well I, had to get up before sunrise, chop the wood, milk the cows, feed the chickens, then walk 10 miles to school, barefoot, up hill, in a blizzard…”

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    Egrayjames  over 2 years ago

    “I tell you brother, it’s just a fact of life with women! You can’t hardly live with ‘em, but if you shoot ’em you’re automatically the number one suspect!”

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    In Denmark, I’m told, folks are jolly/ it’s the U.N. says so – that’s not folly/ both of these Danes, my dear/ exude damned little cheer./ you could even call them “melancholy”..

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    Econ01  over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of the gradeschool joke, Why do farmers have green thumbs…

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    Reader  over 2 years ago

    I swear Karl, by the time I talked all those women into joining me in the spa, there just wasn’t any room left for you.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “You can stare all day at your imaginary newspaper, but it won’t make the news you want.”

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    Buzzworld  over 2 years ago

    “Put ’er there Jake”

    “No way. You just spit in your hand.”

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    wincoach Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Jake, just because I married your ex-wife and your kids took my last name, doesn’t mean we still can’t be friends.

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    aerotica69  over 2 years ago

    I’m telling you, Ernesto, all the children are telling the same joke : “Why do Ernesto’s thumbs always stink?” They they hook their thumbs in their armpits and say “Well, I’ll tell ya…..” just like you do.

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    " Look, Arn, for the last time, I’m telling you he lost fair and square! "

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    Another Take  over 2 years ago

    BLIND ERNIE: INSULT ME, WILL YA? PUTCHER FACE OVER HERE! I’LL GIVE A RIGHT AND A LEFT! AND THEN ANOTHER RIGHT!

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    prrdh  over 2 years ago

    “And that’s how I got whiplash…watching ’em jiggle like this…”

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    carlostercero  over 2 years ago

    I don’t get it.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 2 years ago

    “No, that ain’t how it works at all, Gunder. You put one thumb up, and then I put one thumb up, and that means we’re giving that there motion picture two thumbs up.”

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    davanden  over 2 years ago

    What does this mean?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Man holding vest: I gave up on Agnes. All she wants is sex and more sex! Man with his hand out: So can I date her?

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    Calvins Brother  over 2 years ago

    “Ok son, it’s time we talked about how babies are made.”

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Two fishermen conversing or Two old men sitting in the shadow

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Carl_Bloch_-_En_Samtale_mellem_to_Fiskere_(1880).jpg 

    has info and links that point to more info about this roughly B4 paper size painting.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image at 

    https://thatispricelessblog.com/2022/02/masterpiece-2883 

    and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far 5 works, by this artist, have been used here. 

    https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/11/25?comments=visible 

    has the prior (my blog comment here links include the artist info URLs in my comment there).

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    Okay. Today’s new learning… didn’t know what being “catfished” meant

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    Ken Holman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    But at least I kept one of my thumbs … they do come in handy after all.

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    Paul Read Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I didn’t get “catfished” either — here’s the Urban Dictionary explanation: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=catfished

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    SteveR405  over 2 years ago

    There’s a good Norwegian bachelor joke somewhere in here, but only Garrison Keillor can tell it fore sure.

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    Helen Ferrieux  over 2 years ago

    Ok, Piet, so you bragged….but what did they say when they actually SAW it?

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    gcarlson  over 2 years ago

    “You expect me to believe that fish was so big that pulling on your line gave you whiplash?”

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Well … shoot! There went the bird in the hand.

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    Solstice*1947  over 2 years ago

    “Be reasonable, Valdemar, we’re fishermen. How are we going to catch anything if you keep cutting up our fishnets to make stockings?”

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