It’s a new drinking game. Every time you see the coming by land, you take one shot. Every time you see them coming by sea, you take two. After a couple of shots, you’ll see twice as many, so you’ll need to take twice as many shots.
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string guter, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly B5 paper size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3204 (October 16, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment and reply pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 6 works by him have been used here, the January 16, 2023, strip being the prior.
Solstice*1947 11 months ago
/// His old lab coat’s seen many adventures
that have earned “Doc” some praise (and some censures).
He once had apprenticed
to Washington’s dentist,
and ‘twas he carved those infamous dentures.
BE THIS GUY 11 months ago
Franz realized that August was a very good vintage.
rmremail 11 months ago
That’s a lot of Scotch. After that, he will be lucky if he remembers the way to the privy.
rmremail 11 months ago
Rumpelstiltskin stopped off for a drink at the pub and got so plastered that he told all the patrons his plan, including his real name.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 11 months ago
Herman wasn’t sure if it was just a little release of gas or if it was a shart.
ronaldspence 11 months ago
From the look on his face, Ralph knew he was one wine too deep…
Ubintold 11 months ago
Something about “Redcoats”, that’s all I remember.
Funny_Ha_Ha 11 months ago
What did I come in here for?
thebashfulone 11 months ago
“No, really! It’s a great joke! If only I could remember the punch line.”
cdward 11 months ago
It’s a new drinking game. Every time you see the coming by land, you take one shot. Every time you see them coming by sea, you take two. After a couple of shots, you’ll see twice as many, so you’ll need to take twice as many shots.
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
The first known use of the phrase “not by the hair of my chinny chin chin”.
Buzzworld 11 months ago
“Now where did I put my Hat?”
jdculhane46 11 months ago
Yes, I guess I am a sort of a Minuteman. About a minute after I finish my drink I’ll be heading to the men’s room.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 11 months ago
Contemplating the charms of the serving wench, and wishing he was younger.
PraiseofFolly 11 months ago
See Thomas the blogger
(A ne’er-do-well slogger)
With a cold sore nip
Twist the cup and his lip
Stung by sour lager.
.
One good Schluck
And you could tell by the look
Of cringing sharp pain
He’d forgotten again
Such pain was no fluke.
.
Zaftig barmaid Gert,
With whom he’d always flirt
Took his expression awry
As a disinterested guy
Instead of one hurt.
.
And his bar mates made a bet
How soon his drawers he’d wet.
Sly Simon won the wager
Of such matter being sager,
Having this tableau often met.
.
At home poor Tom caught heck,
His wife slapped him on the neck,
Crying, “You think I am a shrew,
But once again I knew
You’d come back a sodden wreck!”
Call me Ishmael 11 months ago
“There Stands the Glass..” – Webb Pierce (“..it’s my first one today..)
Call me Ishmael 11 months ago
“ This may be an Auslese, Herr Ober, but it’s no Spätlese !”
The Wolf In Your Midst 11 months ago
It felt so naughty, wearing his wife’s stockings instead of his own.
Call me Ishmael 11 months ago
Herr Friedlander spends his days/
In a dim alcoholic haze: /
His sad, bleary gaze/
All too clearly betrays/
That he merely pretends to “appraise”..
Linguist 11 months ago
Army Surgeon Ron “Rummy” Rasmussen debates having another glass of his grip tightener before a delicate operation.
FireAnt_Hater 11 months ago
I’ve had a lot of crowns and fillings and implants. I’m so glad I live in an age that knows how to numb you up during dental work!
Rev Phnk Ey 11 months ago
Wondering if he was supposed to tuck his shirt in.
Holden Awn 11 months ago
Geez these pants pinch the He— out of the ole Bag o’ Goodies…
lagoulou 11 months ago
Brain fog?
PoodleGroomer 11 months ago
I left his contact information on the home PC.
Calvins Brother 11 months ago
“Wait till ‘ol Ben finds out I attached a key to his kite. He’s in for a shock!”
mabrndt Premium Member 11 months ago
A good sip:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:Friedrich Friedländer" Wikimedia
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string guter, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly B5 paper size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3204 (October 16, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment and reply pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 6 works by him have been used here, the January 16, 2023, strip being the prior.
Ken Holman Premium Member 11 months ago
I think I can get away without bringing the hat’s user manual.
Bilan 11 months ago
It’s too bad Suzanne Somers just passed away. This guy needs a Thighmaster desperately.
Csaw Backnforth 11 months ago
With that smirk on his face brings to mind “He who smelt it, dealt it.”
T... 11 months ago
Hmmm, and that cute little girl next door…