The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 27, 2025

It was either that or learn self control.

I’ll bet she has a way around that lock for herself.

And the squad of Marines ready to respond, in the basement, for good measure!!!

;-)

I’m on two diets, didn’t get enough to eat on just one….

I think her cooking would make him lose weight

Why does everybody do refrigerator jokes? Most of the bad junk food is in the pantry cabinet.

Everything he eats that’s not refrigerated will be put in an automatic pet food dispenser.

There’s delivery.

I figured the current state of politics induced too much vomiting.

As long as I stick to the budget I’ll continue to loose weight. Cookies or co-pays? Pizza or Power?

are you going to stand there all day with the door open

effective!

I’m about 25 pounds lighter than I was a few years ago. My secrets? Dieting and cancer. Neither were fun.

Not a bad idea Brutus .

I doubt Gladys applied the timer to herself.

I had to put a lock on the freezer because husband would find things to eat late at night that were to be used for dinner later. Whenever he was confronted, he didn’t remember eating it.

ooh, how diabolical… but I’m sure there’s a work around if your smart enough about it. now if the refrigerator were to be mobile when he shows up, now that would be a problem. :D

Why the frig? Doesn’t he have kitchen cupboards full of Fritos, Oreos, Chex Mix, Triscuits and Peanut Butter?

Dang Brutus, haven’t you heard of Uber eats ?

I have two fridges, one is in the garage. I’m pretty sure that’s a felony in California.

Attagirl Gladys……you go girl!

Brutus is going for the left overs – not dried uncooked food in a Pantry.

Next step a bathroom scale that is synchronized with the locking mechanisms on the refrigerator and snack cabinets. You have to make weight in order to gain access.

I’m sure that’s there are YouTube videos that will show one how to defeat a timer lock.

He could still sneak off to the diner, unless Gladys and they are in cahoots. A more effective diet would be if Brutus ate ONLY Gladys’s cooking. There’s only so much of that he can stomach!

Down 6 lb on WW. 31 points a day

I thought her cooking might have been enough incentive to not eat but good to have a back up system in place. However, he is also dodging those non refrigerated snacks too. Kudos my friend…..

If only Brutus had ever learned to go to a grocery store or cook.

Or Gladys can do what Wilma did to Fred, and rig an explosive charge on the door! LOL!!

And Mother Gargle on guard