The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 24, 2023

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    oldpine52  almost 2 years ago

    He’ll be lucky to make it to step four.

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    Tom’s recovery has had its ups and downs!

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He suffers from Otisitis.

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    PraiseofFolly  almost 2 years ago

    This addiction will be hard to break. Each trip “Up” in an elevator is like a religious experience to some, a pre-taste of The Rapture. But Heaven can also be achieved through ascending a step-by-step stairway, as Gershwin wrote in his song, “I’ll Build a Stairway to Paradise.”

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=763LhBbkbX0

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    His condition has been escalating.

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    “It’s so much fun and I like to run, up and down the stairs, and I make as much noise as I can ’cause no one ever cares” (Mannford Mann)!

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    BTW the comic did not show up here for me, I found it elsewhere!

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Ah me old enemy. Stairs!

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    gammaguy  over 1 year ago

    Just stair at him until he reforms.

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    Chief Inspector   over 1 year ago

    I bet his life has lots of ups and downs

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    P51Strega  over 1 year ago

    I’m addicted to 12 step programs, I am up to 48 steps now.

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    what’s wrong with elevators.

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    My First Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Up the down staircase.

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    backyardcowboy  over 1 year ago

    Tom……..Otis?

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    This would be a problem for some who are afraid of the steps involved in a cure!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    “What’s the vertical passageway through which an elevator moves up and down between floors? SHAFT!! D@mn right!!”

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    TheWildSow  over 1 year ago

    You know, since the goal is actually “humility,” the 12 Steps are often considered to go down, not up.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I have a fear of elevators. I’ve been taking steps to avoid them

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    And he’s buying a stairway to heaven.

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    walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And Tom replies, “Not with these knees, dream on!”.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Why cats will never join a 12-step program:

    Step 1: I acknowledge the existence of a higher authority.

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    And he always gets to ride alone.

    Surprised his name isn’t Otis.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Got a real lift out of this one.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Tom looks like he needs the twelve hundred step program.

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    prrdh  over 1 year ago

    My knees are leading me to find that particular addiction very tempting.

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    paranormal  over 1 year ago

    Don’t you mean a 12 floor program???

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    Cincoflex  over 1 year ago

    kinda annoyed that Scott made them all obese. Not everyone who uses an elevator is heavy.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Good news – going down the stairs is much easier; especially if you don’t mind tumbling or sliding.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 1 year ago

    That’s right! He likes to get “high”!

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    Herd of Turtles  over 1 year ago

    There needs to be an M. C. Escher print on the wall.

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    Slowwwleeeee I climbed. Step by step…

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    MCProfessor  over 1 year ago

    Hi Tom!

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Very funny, except for those (like me) that cannot negotiate stairs…

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    Darn thing better be an escalator or I’m out of here.

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    TonysSon  over 1 year ago

    I’m sure Tom will rise to the occasion.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Frankly, they all look like the should take the stairs.

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    arthurhoule  over 1 year ago

    An uplifting story.

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