I work in a cemetery and we have one sales person who is absolutely freaked out about cremains and always has someone else transfer to an urn. This is being printed and left on her desk!
That reminds me of an episode of Night Court where Art makes tea with Herb, the father of two bickering sisters. He was testing the coffee maker and thought it was herb tea…
Reminds me of the guy who was in the Australian town of Mercy and was very thirsty. They only had some of their local specialty, a special tea made from koalas. He was so thirsty he tried it, but nearly choked on the hair, bits of bones, and other bits and pieces. Surprised, he suggested they run it through a strainer, but the owner of the establishment took issue, and, in his best Shakespearean accent, replied: “Oh, sir, surely you know that the koala tea of Mercy is not strained!”
Kiba65 over 1 year ago
OOPS!!!!
SHIVA over 1 year ago
It did have a gamey aftertaste!!!
Pharmakeus Ubik over 1 year ago
Not a mistake any sane tea drinker would make.
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
There was a steep learning curve on that one.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
he will be oolong in just a minute and besides, he was always in hot water when he was alive anyway!
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 1 year ago
In life, he was a real tease!
TonysSon over 1 year ago
Trouble is brewing.
walter Premium Member over 1 year ago
Would have been funnier if the opening was “The Countess Grey is here…” (Countess is the female title corresponding to Earl fora spouse)
Gent over 1 year ago
This is tearrible!
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
Mr. Grey was a popular comedian. Chelsea had thought the tea tasted funny.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Earl spent most of his work-life sitting on Chelsea’s desk.
bikamper over 1 year ago
Coffee out my nose. It burns.
irishrozez over 1 year ago
I work in a cemetery and we have one sales person who is absolutely freaked out about cremains and always has someone else transfer to an urn. This is being printed and left on her desk!
BearsDown Premium Member over 1 year ago
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Mrs. Grey says that her husband always had great taste.
What do you think, Chelsea?
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Almost spit my coffee out!
Hysterical ! ☺️☺️
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
Scott’s been watching old “Night Courts”.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Oh the Human-i-tea!!
ladykat over 1 year ago
Oh, dear!
uniquename over 1 year ago
In retrospect, putting him in a bag was not the best idea…
Knucklehead over 1 year ago
the pinkie seals the deal haha
Bill D. Kat Premium Member over 1 year ago
Not knowing Earl Gray was a brand of tea, I had to google it.
paranormal over 1 year ago
That reminds me of an episode of Night Court where Art makes tea with Herb, the father of two bickering sisters. He was testing the coffee maker and thought it was herb tea…
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Enough cream and sugar and she won’t notice. (By the way: my favorite tea!)
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, that tea should bring about some “Constant Comment”.
greenlynn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Mrs. Lipton will be in later.
Lablubber over 1 year ago
I wonder what kind of reading she’ll get?
Bilan over 1 year ago
So, that’ why they call it Earl Grey!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago
Omg this is hilarious
wordsmeet over 1 year ago
Hmm, this tastes like Turkish coffee or else the Earl Grey tea is gritty…
Chris Sherlock over 1 year ago
“What we got here…is failure to communicate.”
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Hope she’s straining the bone fragments through her teeth!
LMAO
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago
Pete Moss was cremated but it took a while to put out the flames. ;-p
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Reminds me of the guy who was in the Australian town of Mercy and was very thirsty. They only had some of their local specialty, a special tea made from koalas. He was so thirsty he tried it, but nearly choked on the hair, bits of bones, and other bits and pieces. Surprised, he suggested they run it through a strainer, but the owner of the establishment took issue, and, in his best Shakespearean accent, replied: “Oh, sir, surely you know that the koala tea of Mercy is not strained!”
Totalloser Premium Member over 1 year ago
Earl Grey tea does taste like dead people it is horrible