The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 20, 2024

They’ll be titillated.

There used to be a place called The Booby Trap on the outskirts of Birmingham Alabama, back when I was driving trucks for a living I used to drive past it.

Don’t forget that a trap typically requires bait.

Be suspicious. Remember: They usually hunt in pairs. (Woody Allen)

And all of the dancers are blue footed.

That sign is too vague. It could mean a dancer from Warsaw is in there, and he’s doing the Mazurka or the polonaise.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger cage.

There is a bid called the Boobie!

You said booby. Heh heh heh.

He, he, he, he said Booby.

What kind of dance do Polish people do?

should have a ‘one-way’ revolving door like those mousetraps.

Assuming all (or most?) of your enemies are male …

The enemies will get The Rack.

You might need a bigger trap.

It took me a minute to get it.

Columbia, SC!

It might work.

That is just so bad. heheh. It reminds me of Playboy cartoons of the 60’s.

I don’t get it. How are you going to catch marine birds with a contraption like that? Not to mention, why would you want to?

I thought they were called bras

Clever idea. Please keep us abreast of the results.

We hope that they’ll just fall into our lap. :)

The Man Trap!

In south Milwaukee, the Pole ladies are tall and gorgeous. No joke.

Just put out a sign that says T!tties and Beer. Problem solved.

How does the King know it won’t trap his own soldiers?

Any woman over a certain age will first think “Mammogram” when seeing “Booby Trap”.

Naughty knights!

This predates LIly Von Shtüpp from Blazing Saddles. When my young daughter start to sing Lily’s licentious lyrics, that video was verboten unless she was asleep.

Oh I get it, “trick.”

I don’t understand this Booby Trap. It’s always been my mission to Free the Ta-Ta’s!

that scheme’s probably gonna go t!ts up…

Hey, whatever works.