The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 09, 2024

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    ronaldspence  29 days ago

    might that be his..:um…sausage?

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    Ratkin Premium Member 29 days ago

    Switch it for the Polish one.

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    Calvin for dog catcher !  29 days ago

    or Italian ?

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    fullmoondeb Premium Member 29 days ago

    So, unlike Young Frankenstein, he’s NOT going to be very popular.

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    Dirty Dragon  29 days ago

    Could be a real conversation piece at cocktail parties.

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    Seth down  29 days ago

    Oscar

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    iggyman  29 days ago

    Should have used a frankfurter instead!

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    STEPUP  29 days ago

    Gee Doc, you sure know how to hurt a guy!!!!

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    Gent  29 days ago

    What about his nuts and bolts? Where those is come from?

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    The Reader Premium Member 29 days ago

    He gets group rates at .

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    PraiseofFolly  29 days ago

    … and his heart … from the Harz Mountains in Germany.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 29 days ago

    His bride was especially disappointed.

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    Doug K  29 days ago

    Why is it unfortunate that that one part came Vienna?

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    Kornfield Kounty  29 days ago

    Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker. (Young Frankenstein, 1974)

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    Frank Salem Premium Member 29 days ago

    Cute.

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    My First Premium Member 29 days ago

    Cocktail weenie?

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    llcrealtytampa  29 days ago

    Should have gone to Munich for bratwurst instead of Vienna

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    Slowly, he turned...  29 days ago

    Now that’s just wrong! At least that part didn’t come from Abbie Normal.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 29 days ago

    And doctor, what did you get? “ Ah! Sweet mystery of life At last I’ve found thee!”

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    More Coffee Please! Premium Member 29 days ago

    Ouch!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 29 days ago

    Igor looks more like a hunchbacked Popeye! But, this one eats spinach and the can!

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    uniquename  29 days ago

    I take it he won’t be humming the “10 Inch Record” song.

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    DaBump Premium Member 29 days ago

    smh. and… groan.

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    Tired  29 days ago

    Besides his memory that’s the 2nd shortest thing he has.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  29 days ago

    His big arms came from Frankfurt, but he still got Vienna fingers.

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    ladykat  29 days ago

    LOL!

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    Godfreydaniel  29 days ago

    We don’t want to know where his diaphragm came from…..

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member 29 days ago

    Ouch! No wonder his nickname was “Li’l Smokey” (and he was afraid of fire).

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    Buoy  29 days ago

    The monster has a bone to pick with Igor. A very small bone, mind you.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 29 days ago

    And if he has any problems with that part, he may have to see a Eurologist.

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    stamps  29 days ago

    Weiner schnitzel.

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    6turtle9  29 days ago

    Weiner Weiner! Chicken, uh, yeah. It’s grower not a shower.

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    zeexenon  29 days ago

    From The Vienna Boys’ Choir?

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    cactusbob333  29 days ago

    Pickles come from Vienna?

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    sincavage05  28 days ago

    I think it’s his mini, vienna sausage. One bite and it’s gone.

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    KeithJ63  28 days ago

    He must have a tiny schwanstucker!!

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    byamrcn  28 days ago

    This one doesn’t work in Chicago. We immediately think of Vienna Beef—meaty, substantial, A+ hot dogs and Polishes. I had to come here and find out why “Unfortunately”

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    PaulLeckner  24 days ago

    Awkward!

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